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Recruited MessageEdit

Volstagg Dialogue 1

VOLSTAGG


Rejoice, Agent, for Volstagg has seen fit to join thy party!

Show me thy enemies and thy buffet, and forthwith I shall dispatch both with equal vigor!

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Covert Task: Life of the PartyEdit

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Agent Coulson:
Agent Coulson Dialogue
Boss, I just got wind that the Asgardians are gathering.


Volstagg:
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Indeed, we are going on a foraging party.


Nick Fury:
Nick Fury Dialogue
You may be Asgardians, but there's no way you can throw a party right now. It's practically a war zone out there.


Volstagg:
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Ha! That is the perfect time to cut off our enemies' supply lines! We'll go foraging through their strongholds, flush them out, and have a merry feast for our efforts!


Thor:
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Director Fury, Asgard is always prepared to assist the people of Midgard, but need I remind you that you have no jurisdiction over my people?


Agent Coulson:
Agent Coulson Dialogue
He's got a point, boss.


Nick Fury:
Nick Fury Dialogue
Fine. But I'm sending the Agent with you to keep an eye on things.


Thor:
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The Agent has proven to be a skilled warrior in the past. I'm sure the Warriors Three would be happy to have the additional company.


Volstagg:
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HAH! Excellent, if Thor vouches for you, then let us be off!

First we must spread the word! Send for the finest guests in Midgard!



Quest 2 EndEdit

Volstagg:
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They had no foodstuffs, but my mind is at ease without those ruffians about!


Fandral:
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Indeed, ‘twas a good row, and now we needn’t worry about them interrupting our festivities.


Quest 3 StartEdit

Fandral:
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Do you truly believe the Jotun will actually have anything of value to us?

Volstagg:
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Of course! Do not mistake me for a mere mortal! My keen nose has scented succulent ham amongst the Jotun.


Hogun:
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Surprising, considering their odour.


Quest 4 StartEdit

Volstagg:
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Get in the spirit of an Asgardian Feast!


Fandral:
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Indeed ‘tis not a party without a friendly brawl! You’ll want to practice before indulging in the real thing.


Quest 6 EndEdit

Volstagg:
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Party crashers from the realms beyond! Our celebrations must be remarkable indeed to attract such unnatural company!


Quest 7 StartEdit

Volstagg:
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I have heard the Hellfire club is known for their discerning taste. Let us go raid their larders and see if it’s true!


Agent Coulson:
Agent Coulson Dialogue
Well, we could use the help there anyways.


Quest 9 StartEdit

Mr. Fantastic:
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I'm honored, really, but the Baxter Building is sort of under siege at the moment. If you want to help, the whole family can attend.


Volstagg:
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Never let it be said that Volstagg the Copiously Compassionate would not come to the aid of a family in need!


Hogun:
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You mean Volstagg the Constantly Chattering...


Quest 10 StartEdit

Hogun:
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Destroyer...


Fandral:
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Blast, and we had just finished preparing all the necessities for our feast.


Volstagg:
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We cannot commence the celebration until after the Destroyer is defeated!


Tankard Quest 1 StartEdit

Volstagg:
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Drinkware! We’ll need lots of drinkware!


Hogun:
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There appears to be plenty already…


Volstagg:
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But no tankards! How can we have a feast without them?


Fandral:
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I’m sure we can make due without all of the proper trappings.


Volstagg:
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We’ll have a proper feast or no Feast at all! Or my Name isn't Volstagg the Dependably Decorous! Agent thou art resourceful search out tankards for our banquet.


Tankard Quest 2 StartEdit

Volstagg:
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It looks like you found quite a few tankards there!


Fandral:
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Excellent perhaps Volstagg would be willing to help you in carrying all of those frivolous drinking vessels.



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