This is how I imagine the game is like for a devoted gold-buying player. Enjoy.
M:AA Is Love, M:AA is Life. I was only 19 years old I loved M:AA so much, I had all the heroes unlocked and trained to level 14I pray to Playdom every night before bed thanking them for the life I've been given. M:AA is love I say, M:AA is life "Real" gamers overhear me and call me mean namesI knew they were just jealous of my devotion for M:AA I called them scrubs They doxxed me and banned me from their forumsIm crying now, and my feelings hurt I collapse on my keyboard and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me Its M:AAI am so happy It whispers into my ear, "Gold sale!"It grabs me with its powerful cyber hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I open my wallet for M:AA It begins to take my moneyIt hurts so much but I do it for M:AA I can feel my account balance sinking as the transaction goes throughIt roars a mighty roar as it fills my coffers with goldOne of the "real" gamers pops up on my videochatM:AA looks him straight in the eye and says, "Heads up Agent! S.H.I.E.L.D. is running critical diagnostics on all Helicarrier sub-systems. Check back soon and we will get you back in the fight." M:AA leaves through my windowM:AA is love, M:AA is life.