Prologue - Welcome to S.H.I.E.L.D.Edit
Boss - Power ArmorEdit
|Iron Man:||Good use of that Distress Call. You can get more by reaching out to your fellow Agents.|
|Thor:||Well met, Agent. Perhaps later we will raise a glass together but this battle is not over. Captain, your shield is needed.|
|Captain America:||On my way, Thor. Thanks, soldier. That would’ve been a lot messier had you not shown up.|
|Nick Fury:||Iron Man, I need you and this Agent back at the Helicarrier’s Flight Deck to send Black Widow on a Remote Op.|
|Iron Man:||You heard the man. Let’s go.|
|Maria Hill:||Energy readings peaking. It's something big.|
|Black Widow:||Or someone.|
|Maria Hill:||Wrecker had been spotted working with an A.I.M. team, but he doesn't explain this.|
|Thor:||Wrecker has long been an annoyance. You will need my strength in facing him.|
|Nick Fury:||What's important is that A.I.M. wants this Isotope-8 and have pulled out all the stops to get it.|
|Tony Stark:||Why here? The world is lit up like a Christmas tree with Iso-8 signatures.|
|Nick Fury:||Good question... for later. Agent, you're up.
Clean this up. Help Thor with Wrecker while Black Widow tries to find the source of that reading.
Mini-Boss - WreckerEdit
|Thor! Buddy! And some kind of super cop? I shoulda known S.H.I.E.L.D. had their mitts in this.||Wrecker:|
|Thor:||For what foul purpose did A.I.M. enlist you, Wrecker?|
|Da usual. Pinky promised not ta tell.||Wrecker:|
|Thor:||Then let us see if Mjolnir can loosen those lips.|
|Ya get nuthin' and like it. Let's dance, blondie. I ain't got all day.||Wrecker:|
|Thor:||Good riddance. You are a most capable warrior, Agent. It is an honor to fight beside you.|
|Black Widow:||Agent, Widow here. I've confirmed that the energy readings are, in fact, M.O.D.O.K..
We need to find that killing machine and shut his giant head down.
|Maria Hill:||We've detected a Gate. Interdimensional.|
|Tony Stark:||Are you kidding? What now?|
|Maria Hill:||Temporal disturbance near the Avenger's Mansion. Jotuns have been spotted.|
|Thor:||Frost Giants? Loki...|
|Tony Stark:||Your brother's involved? This is a regular villain jamboree.|
|Thor:||Whether he is truly involved, I know not. I do know this chaos would be irresistible to him.|
|Tony Stark:||Yeah, well he better not trash our--or, more accurately, my--house.|
|Nick Fury:||Hydra, A.I.M., and now this... .no time to work it out yet.
Contain this, Agent. Get down there and make sure the Avengers have a base to return to.
Boss - LokiEdit
|Dearest brother! Perfect timing! I was just thinking about you.||Loki:|
|Thor:||Thinking about the pain you will feel when Mjolnir smashes your lying mouth?|
|Hah! Humor is not your strength, favored of Odin. Repeating what someone says with a question? Barely worthy of a chuckle--||Loki:|
|Thor:||Silence, deceiver. Why? Why here? Why now? Have you allied with mortals?|
|Why, why, why? Listen to yourself. You know why. You can sense it like I can.||Loki:|
|Thor:||Enough of your games, Loki.|
|Surely not. The heavens have bestowed a gift on this planet. I intend to take it. After I take your head, of course.||Loki:|
|Thor:||Well fought, Agent. There will be a seat in Valhalla for you, should you seek it.|
|Thor:||He has vanished.|
|Maria Hill:||Confirmed. Not certain how, but Loki's gated everyone out except for a few stragglers S.H.I.E.L.D.'s cleaning up.|
|Thor:||He knows of the cosmic stones we have been seeking.|
|Nick Fury:||I'm sure he does. Seems like everyone does.|
|Tony Stark:||It doesn't make sense. They seemed organized, sweeping the city for the Iso-8 we detected.|
|Captain America:||But A.I.M. and Hydra are like oil and water. They actively hate each other.|
|Nick Fury:||And Loki isn't exactly a team player, either. Something has brought them together. Something we have zero intel on.|
|Tony Stark:||And now, thanks to Iso-8 exposure, even two-bit hoods pose a threat to us.|
|Thor:||A common brigand managed to cut me with an ordinary blade.|
|Reed Richards:||My theory is that along with the larger chunks of Iso-8 a charged cloud of Iso-8 dust has settled on the city.
It seems to have a measurable decay rate, but its effects will grow stronger before they peak and start to recede.
|Tony Stark:||We need to secure purer samples of Iso-8 to stay ahead of the curve.|
|Nick Fury:||This is just the beginning, Agent. You keep things under control while we work on what was behind these attacks.|
|Volstagg:||Is this not fine?! Truly a party for the gods! Good food, good drink, good company!|
|Sif:||There wouldst be a good deal more of the first two were it not for you, fat one. You eat like a starved troll, and smell even worse.|
|Volstagg:||Wha... what hast gotten into thee, sword maiden?! Stay thy tongue, or risk a chastising!|
|Sif:||Brother! Thor! Will you let this oaf treat me in such a manner?|
|Thor:||Sit thee down, Volstagg. Before you are made to sit.|
|Volstagg:||Hah! Come at me, brethren!|
|Fandral:||Agreed, my grim friend. I feared the whole night would pass without a good scuffle.|
|Fandral:||Foul sorcery! 'Tis not Sif, but...|
|Hahaha! Oh, the look upon thy faces! Would that I could bottle it and savor it for years to come.||Loki:|
|Thor:||Savor my hammer instead, trickster. I promise you, its mark will last far longer upon thy face.|
|Your solution to problems is as predictable as ever, brother. Then again, I suppose mine is as well.||Loki:|
|Enough of this disguise! We owe you all much suffering, warriors.||Enchantress:|
|I will smash you all... despite thy delicious hot wings!||Executioner:|
|Volstagg:||... Does this mean I do not actually smell?|
|Thor:||I have dispatched many Jotun, but I see no sign of Laufey. I believe he is dead.|
|Tony Stark:||You believe, or you know?|
|Nick Fury:||Damn. We need to be sure.|
Mini-Boss - DestroyerEdit
|Tony Stark:||Destroyer is here. Jotuns are rallying around him.|
|Nick Fury:||Jotuns and Destroyer. Great start to the day.|
|Thor:||I will lead this charge. My brother has caused enough trouble.|
|Thor:||Will we ever be free of your dread presence, monster?|
|Thor:||Mjolnir will smash you to scrap.|
|Nick Fury:||Is Destroyer down?|
|Thor:||No. A portal appeared as he crumpled. My brother's doing, no doubt.|
|Nick Fury:||Then let's find him.|
Mini-Boss - WreckerEdit
|Thor:||Wrecker. Thief and compatriot of trolls.|
|You insulting me, Goldilocks? Gonna have to do better than that. Everything I am is what I want to be.||Wrecker:|
|Thor:||Very well, stooge. Mjolnir will speak for me!|
|Thor:||Thief, compatriot of trolls, and weakling. The Wrecker has fallen.|
|Tony Stark:||You mind hopping across the river with him? We've got a cell all ready in the Vault.|
|Nick Fury:||With Wrecker and Piledriver out of the way, you can start clearing the last of the Jotun.|
Boss - LokiEdit
|Maria Hill:||Loki's on the bridge.|
|Tony Stark:||I don't get this. Manhattan's already mostly stone.|
|Thor:||The people are not. Loki needs no reason. He would do this just to have a sculpture garden of two million statues.|
|Thor:||Brother, your spite is unworthy of your Asgardian half.|
|Asgard never took much notice of my Asgardian half... brother.
The Jotun rally to me. They are my people. Asgard will be mine to rule!
|Thor:||Over my dead body, brother. Mjolnir!|
|Still you fight for the sheep of Midgard. When will you see that they are only fit to be ruled?||Loki:|
|Thor:||Perhaps when you see that you are not fit to rule them.|
|Thor:||Loki has fled. When it comes down to meeting face-to-face, he has little stomach for battle.|
|Maria Hill:||We're encasing that tanker in that nanogel RAID was using.
Once it hardens we'll get it up to a Helicarrier and see if we can break down the chemicals.
|Tony Stark:||If that doesn't work, maybe we'll have a flying stone Helicarrier. That would sure impress them down in the Savage Land.|
|Tony Stark:||S.H.I.E.L.D. has intel in some weird places. We keep hearing whispers that Loki's father Laufey might be alive.
Maybe if Thor took a trip to Asgard we could get this sorted out once and for all.
|Thor:||I will leave now.|
|Thor:||No one in Asgard believes Laufey is alive...|
|Tony Stark:||... but?|
|Thor:||But no one is willing to swear he is dead. Not even my father, who killed him.|
|Thor:||That is what's happening. Bet on it.|
Mini-Boss - ExecutionerEdit
|Thor:||Skurge the Executioner. I knew he wouldn't be far if the Enchantress was around.|
|Sif:||Thor, the Enchantress has already freed herself from Asgard again. She is here, to what purpose I know not.|
|Thor:||Agent, we must dispose of Skurge quickly.
The Enchantress will be searching for the Destroyer armor while we waste our time here.
|Thor, have you come to test the Bloodaxe again?||Executioner:|
|Thor:||You think highly of yourself, troll-friend. Let us see if your opinion is merited.|
|Thor:||Never speak my name again, Skurge. Unless it be with your dying breath.|
|My dying breath? You will never live to see it!||Executioner:|
|Thor:||The Executioner is vanquished. Perhaps this time Asgard will contain him for a while.|
|Tony Stark:||Here's hoping. Agent, we're still eyeball-deep in Jotun out there. Keep at it.|
|Thor:||The Jotun are the least of our concerns if the Enchantress is getting close to the Destroyer armor again.|
Mini-Boss - EnchantressEdit
|Thor:||Tony, the Enchantress is here.|
|Tony Stark:||I knew it. She can't get to that armor, Thor. New York is still cleaning up the mess from the last time the Destroyer ran amok.|
|Thor:||Agent, we will fight side by side.|
|Tony Stark:||Speaking of side by side, did you and the Enchantress ever... ?|
|Tony Stark:||Seriously? Look at her.|
|Thor:||Hold your tongue or I will tear it out and feed it to Fenrir.|
|Tony Stark:||Okay. Your loss.|
|Thor, son of Odin. Do not fight those who should be your allies.||Enchantress:|
|Thor:||I am sworn to protect Midgard and its people, Enchantress. You know this.|
|I know too that Midgard is doomed to be ruled. Either by us or someone else. I choose us.
If you choose otherwise, you choose unwisely.
|Thor:||I make my own choice.|
|Thor:||I have defeated the Enchantress.|
|Tony Stark:||I don't see her.
She did not stay to be captured.
Boss - DestroyerEdit
|Thor:||There is the Destroyer. The Enchantress has reawakened it.|
|Tony Stark:||Then you need to put it back to sleep.|
|Thor:||Do not tell me my business, Tony. I know my charge, and I have sworn my own oath.|
|Thor:||Stand you down, Destroyer! This is not your battle!|
|The Destroyer does not choose its battles, Odinson. I do.||Enchantress:|
|Thor:||When I am done with it, I will come for you, Enchantress. That is a battle you will not choose.|
|Perhaps. The bards will tell both our stories. But today mine takes me elsewhere.||Enchantress:|
|Thor:||The Destroyer will die its final death at my hands. Let today be that day.|
|Thor:||We are not yet defeated, Agent.|
|Thor:||I have beaten the Destroyer again. But each time it grows more powerful.|
|Tony Stark:||Is the Enchantress using Iso-8? Would that have any effect on it?|
|Thor:||I am no sorcerer.|
|Tony Stark:||Man, I wish we could melt the Destroyer armor down and make paperweights out of it.
But I guess we'll settle for sending it back to Asgard. Thor, can you keep Loki away from it?
|Thor:||It will be safer there than here. Beyond that, only a fool makes promises about Loki's behavior.|
|Tony Stark:||How about the Enchantress? What can we do about her?|
|Thor:||Asgard has asked that question for a long time, Tony. I am certain we will ask it again.|
Mini-Boss - Baron ZemoEdit
|Thor:||Baron Zemo is in the area, Fury.|
|Nick Fury:||What are you doing down there?|
|Thor:||I fear Asgardian complicity in whatever HYDRA is doing.|
|Nick Fury:||Fear it or know it?|
|Tony Stark:||Any sign of Loki?|
|Thor:||How would I know?|
|Tony Stark:||Frost giants? Trolls? Come on, Thor. Give us something.|
|Thor:||Agent, we should move quickly against Baron Zemo.|
|Thunder God, you were always one of the Reich's favorites.||Baron Zemo:|
|Thor:||That was before I came to Midgard. If I had been here, your Reich would have died before it was fully born.
The time has come to atone for my absence then.
|You are a relic, Thor. The new Reich will look elsewhere.||Baron Zemo:|
|Thor:||The new Reich is a fever dream. By Odin's eye, you are about to awaken.|
|Thor:||Nick, Tony, Maria... Zemo has escaped. But that is not the worst of it. HYDRA's shipment has indeed arrived.|
|Nick Fury:||You saw it?|
|Tony Stark:||Do we have to beg? What was it?|
|Thor:||It was a coffin.|
Boss - Enchantress/ExecutionerEdit
|Thor:||We are on our way.
Agent, we leave with our S.H.I.E.L.D.s or on them.
|Nick Fury:||Intel got us an ID on the coffin Zemo is transporting.
It was the body of the Red Skull.
|Thor:||He is taking the corpse to the Enchantress and the Executioner.|
|Nick Fury:||If they've got the Red Skull's body in there, we need to crash this party yesterday.|
|Tony Stark:||Does anyone else know about this yet?|
|Nick Fury:||The minute I tell the White House, they're going to start talking tactical nukes.|
|Tony Stark:||That's why I asked. We can handle this.|
|Nick Fury:||If ever a body needed an anonymous burial...|
|Thor:||Necromancy is beneath you, Enchantress. Although nothing is beneath Skurge.
Apparently not even trafficking in the flotsam of the Third Reich.
|Empty words, Odinson. Midgard is about to meet one of the few men fit to rule it.
And thanks to this ritual borrowed from the Hand, I will rule him.
|Thor:||You bring shame to Asgard.|
|Asgard can be ashamed if Asgard wishes. So can you. I desire only battle.||Executioner:|
|Thor:||You shall have it. But you shall not have mercy.|
|Thor:||Midgard has taught me what real strength is, Enchantress. Now I will teach you.|
|Thor:||Zemo was gone when I arrived. So was the Red Skull's body.|
|Tony Stark:||Do we know if they... ?|
|Thor:||I cannot tell.|
|Tony Stark:||Yeah, I can't either. We've got all available resources tracking Zemo.|
|Nick Fury:||Thor, you stay on the hunt. Agent, back to the Helicarrier.
We got some hard thinking to do.
Epic Boss - DormammuEdit
|Thor:||The Enchantress has unleashed powers she did not expect.
When she opened the portal for the Red Skull, Dormammu escaped into this world once again.
|Tony Stark:||Dormammu? We just got rid of him. Can we send him after Loki?|
|Thor:||Jest if you must, Tony Stark. We on the battlefield do not see the humor.|
|Thor:||Demon, you have fattened on mortal souls. Now you meet the strength of Asgard!|
|Fool. For Dormammu, Asgardians die as easily as mortals.||Dormammu:|
|Thor:||Mjolnir will teach you your lies.|
|I will pick my teeth with the haft of your hammer, godling. Your bones will look no different than a mortal's.||Dormammu:|
|Stand aside, Asgardian. Where is Stephen Strange? I have a score to settle with him.||Dormammu:|
|Thor:||My quarrel is with you, demon. Your minions run rampant in this world I have sworn to protect.|
|Insolence and divinity give a fine flavor to the blood. When I drink yours, I will savor it.||Dormammu:|
|Thor:||The demon is dispelled. He is a mighty evil. Agent, you have proved yourself again.|
|Nick Fury:||Do we have a lid on this situation now?|
|Thor:||The Portal closed behind Dormammu, but there may be Mindless Ones remaining.|
|Nick Fury:||Run a sweep to make sure. But make it quick. The Red Skull is top priority as of now.|
Mini-Boss - EnchantressEdit
|Thor:||I have seen your pet machine and your pet axe murderer... whose pet are you, Enchantress?|
|If you want me to say Loki, Odinson, I will. But you are another of Loki's pets, are you not?
You do what he wills, because what he always wills is war with you.
|Your hand still holds your hammer. Are you not yet ready to end this feud between us?||Enchantress:|
|Thor:||As long as Midgard suffers your presence, you will suffer mine. And Mjolnir's.|
|Thor:||The Enchantress has served her purpose. She delays and angers me while Loki pursues his plan.|
Mini-Boss - ExecutionerEdit
|Odinson. I have not brought a valkyrie to escort you to Valhalla.||Executioner:|
|Thor:||That journey is not yet mine to take. And it never will be yours.
You fight on behalf of Doom?
|The only doom that interests me is yours.||Executioner:|
|Thor:||I have dispatched Skurge, at least for the moment.
His Jotun lackeys have destroyed this lab.
|Tony Stark:||Are those dead A.I.M. scientists?|
|Thor:||They are. My brother is behind this. He evens out enemies to prolong the chaos of their strife.|
Mini-Boss - DestroyerEdit
|Thor:||You lack the power of speech, but I will speak to you. Stand down.
You answer not to the Enchantress, but to Asgard.
|Thor:||Very well. To Hel with you!|
|Thor:||You are said to be indestructible, machine. But you have not beaten me yet.|
|Thor:||We are bloodied, Agent. But we are not beaten.|
|Maria Hill:||Being beaten is not an option. We're already getting reports that HYDRA is preparing a move.
The Destroyer has to go down, now.
|Thor:||I have beaten the Destroyer.|
|Tony Stark:||To hell? Or Hel?|
|Thor:||To Asgard, at least.
But we are not finished here.
Boss - LokiEdit
|Thor:||Joining the Syndicate, brother? I had not pictured you as one of Doom's lackeys.|
|You know me better than that. I am here to see what happens when Doom's plans crumble into chaos.
And to help that along a little... just a little. Here and there.
|Another round? Wonderful! We will play our game again while Doom marshals his forces.||Loki:|
|Thor:||You play right into Doom's plan.|
|The only plan that matters is mine. And I don't have one!||Loki:|
|Thor:||Loki has fled back to Asgard.|
|Tony Stark:||Well, if he wanted to slow us down while Doom got his Syndicate plans together, it worked.|
|Maria Hill:||You think he's just trying to get attention?|
|Tony Stark:||Poor little Loki, jealous that someone else is in the spotlight.|
|Thor:||Joke if you must. We have not seen the last of him.|
|Hercules:||Thunder God, so-called, do you speak the language of stones?|
|I speak not the language of clownish Greeks.||Thor:|
|Hercules:||I have bent my ear to this boulder, and it tells me you are in need of a gift.|
|Hercules:||I bring you the Gift of Battle!|
|Haha! I accept!||Thor:|
|Hercules:||I've slaked my thirst for a fight, but now I'm hungry for battle again!|
|Took you long enough. You Greeks! So lazy.||Thor:|
|Hercules:||Barbarian! When your people invent geometry, talk to me of laziness!|
|Let that be a lesson. Strength of arm belongs to the Norse.||Thor:|
|Hercules:||Lesson? The Norse learned all their lessons from the Greeks. You'd still be counting on your fingers if it wasn't for us.
One lucky break is no lesson at all. Let's see you do it again!
|Hercules:||Odinson! You fight like that and call yourself Odinson!? Your father has to squint through his one eye to detect any sign of your valor!
And now, for a meal. Fighting makes a mighty hunger!
|Eat while you can. You will feed through a straw when Mjolnir has broken your face.||Thor:|
|Nick Fury:||All hell is breaking loose around here. Thor, what are you doing?|
|Thor:||Consigning HYDRA's impostors to where they belong - cell or grave, whichever proves more convenient.|
|The only graves being filled today are yours!||Hammer:|
|Iron Man:||I'm with Goldilocks. This is the time to put a beating on these guys.|
|That's just what I was about to say. Come on, Sentinel of Liberty. Let's see what you got.||Militant:|
|Iron Man:||S.H.I.E.L.D. Command, we'll be busy for a minute.|
|Thor:||We shall be teaching yon pretenders a lesson they didst not previously learn.|
|Nick Fury:||Carry on.|
|Thor:||Fury. The portal is here. It is also heavily guarded.|
|Nick Fury:||Do you see a way to shut it down?|
|Thor:||Perhaps. One of the Jotun holds a magical staff. It may be the focus of the enchantment keeping the portal open.|
|Nick Fury:||How about you take it away from him and break it over his head? Then if the portal closes, we'll know.|
|Thor:||I like this plan!|
|Thor:||The portal is closed. The Jotun already here are stranded. This will make them fight even harder.|
|Nick Fury:||Then we'll need you on the front lines.|
|Thor:||That is where I belong.|
|Sif:||Whatever Amora has in the way of a heart, it is surely given over to Thor.|
|Tony Stark:||Thor, your rebuttal?|
|Thor:||I never asked it of her, nor accepted it when it was offered. You know this to be true.|
|Sif:||I know you have sworn it to be true. Let us speak of something else.|
|Nick Fury:||Lately, this has been Brotherhood territory. Are they working with the Asgardian bad guys now?|
|Maria Hill:||Haven't seen any Brotherhood activity. The Enchantress is in San Francisco, though. We've had confirmed contact.|
|Agent Coulson:||We currently believe she's struck a deal with Malekith in return for Dark Elf reinforcements.|
|Tony Stark:||Not good. Since when does she make deals with Dark Elves? Running out of men to manipulate?|
|Thor:||For that, she has a plentiful supply. She cares only about exploiting chaos she can create.|
|Tony Stark:||It's all about you, blondie. Just like everything she does.|
Mini-Boss - ExecutionerEdit
|Nick Fury:||These Jotun are taking the Executioner's orders. And as far as they listen to anyone, the Dark Elves seem to be following him too.|
|Maria Hill:||Will the Jotun fight on their own?|
|Nick Fury:||You mean after we take out the Executioner? Any idea, Thor?|
|Thor:||They are not known for being leaders in battle.|
|Nick Fury:||Make 'em leaderless and maybe they'll go the hell back home.|
|Thor:||Where is your Wrecking Crew, Skurge? Where are your Jotun now?
Down to the last dregs. But they were dregs to begin with.
|Midgard's downtrodden will fight on our side, Odinson. The Enchantress knows this.
You have only seen the beginning of this battle.
|Thor:||Skurge proved no more courageous than his Jotun underlings.
It is unlike him to flee before the battle is decided.
|Tony Stark:||Then someone told him to. Must be the Enchantress, no?|
|Thor:||That would be a wise assumption. However, use of Dark Elves is a concern.|
|Nick Fury:||If she's getting some sway down in Svartalfheim, we need to keep one eye on the Dark Elves at the same time.|
Boss - RagnarokEdit
|Tony Stark:||Whoa, double-take. He really does look like you from the right angle, Thor.
I mean that as a compliment.
|Thor:||When I am through with him, Stark, I will return to the Helicarrier and erase your smirk.|
|Maria Hill:||Boys. We're on the same team. You can fight more after we've saved the world.|
|Impostor! You assume the visage of the Thunder God, and your life is forfeit for this theft!||Dark Thor:|
|Thor:||Amora has stewed your brain, cyborg. You are not the first to suffer her attentions. Nor will you be the last.|
|Mighty Mjolnir will make a stew of your brain, thief of faces. I will feed it to stray dogs when I have bashed it from your skull.||Dark Thor:|
|Thor:||Your imitation of me grows poorer. 'Tis time it ended. Enchantress, if you be here as well, show yourself!|
|You call to her in vain, pretender. She answers only the call of the true Odinson!||Dark Thor:|
|Thor:||And now you are proved a fool, for every man knows that the Enchantress answers what calls she will.|
|Back up your slander with blows!||Dark Thor:|
|Thor:||He fought well. It is no fault of his that he was created to do ill.|
|Agent Coulson:||All of us have our doom, isn't that how the Vikings put it?|
|Thor:||It is, Son of Coul. Among all your other surprises, do you also read the Edda?|
|Agent Coulson:||Well, not the original. I need the English translation.|
|Tony Stark:||Boy, I hate to break up this lovefest, but we have, you know, frost giants still running around that we should get rid of?|
|Thor:||Stark, I have never met a man who needed so badly the attention of those he considered his inferiors.|
Epic Boss - EnchantressEdit
|Nick Fury:||The Enchantress never can resist making herself known. If she wasn't vain, we'd be in a lot worse trouble.|
|Thor:||Were she not vain, Fury, she would keep to herself in Asgard.|
|Tony Stark:||You're kind of skipping the part where you rejected her and provoked her savage hatred for all eternity.|
|Thor:||Going too far is the only thing you really know how to do, isn't it?|
|Maria Hill:||Maybe we can talk about the Enchantress again?|
|Hogun:||She has made a move to exert influence in Svartalfheim. We must expect her to try to extend it from there... to Muspelheim, maybe?|
|Tony Stark:||Let's put that plan on permanent hiatus. Thor, your spurned admirer needs some closure here.|
|Thor:||Witch, you ally yourself with those who would destroy us all.|
|Us? No, Odinson, I have no need of the Circle of 8... or their master.
It is not the fault of chaos that order cannot stand against it.
|Thor:||I do not blame chaos. I blame those who pledge themselves to it.|
|Why do you still fight? Chaos is ever in the ascendant.||Enchantress:|
|Thor:||And yet order must fight to the last. The world is not let go so easily as you would wish.|
|Thor:||The Enchantress has transported herself away.|
|Scarlet Witch:||I can verify that. The magical efforts to infiltrate the Brotherhood and Utopia have stopped.|
|Tony Stark:||We're clearing the rest of the Jotun and Dark Elves. Are we Asgard-free?|
|Tony Stark:||You know what I mean.|
|Tony Stark:||You don't still want to fight, do you, big man?|
|Maria Hill:||Stark. We have better things to do than indulge your grudges.|
|Thor:||But with our foes vanquished, I do not have anything better to do than wipe the smirk from Stark's face.|
|Tony Stark:||Except you won't be able to because my face will be behind a mask, and--|
|Thor:||I will use the inside of the mask to smear your face around to the back of your head.|
|Tony Stark:||Now that just doesn't make sense. Nick, are you listening to this? Did we accidentally bring Ragnarok back in instead of Thor?|
|Nick Fury:||Stark, pick a fight with someone else. One of the bad guys, maybe.|
Mini-Boss - SkadiEdit
|Tony Stark:||That Skadi thing left some scraps behind. Running DNA analysis... whoa. It's Sin.|
|Maria Hill:||As in the Red Skull's daughter Sin?|
|Tony Stark:||Yeah, only... different.|
|Ghost Rider:||She's different, all right. The same way She-Hulk is different.|
|Thor:||Fury, I bring grim tidings from my father.|
|Nick Fury:||From Odin? Did he happen to say who the hell this Cul Borson is?|
|Agent Coulson:||Wait... "Bor's son". Maybe my Norse mythology is rusty, but wasn't Bor--|
|Thor:||My grandfather, yes. Cul is Odin's elder brother, though he prefers to be known as the Serpent.|
|Nick Fury:||And what does this Serpent want?|
|Maria Hill:||Sin spoke as if Cul was her father.|
|Tony Stark:||So now she's going to bring them back together?|
|Thor:||She-Hulk was the first. The rest will come... unless we stop Skadi.|
|Nick Fury:||So now we've had a look at the first two of the Worthy. Thoughts?|
|Tony Stark:||Yeah. I have a thought. I hope we never see all eight of them together... assuming that's what the Circle of 8 is all about.|
|Maria Hill:||I have a thought, too. How do we free She-Hulk?|
|Thor:||If she was transformed by the hammer, perhaps removing the hammer will change her back.|
|Tony Stark:||Aaannd how do we do that?|
|Thor:||Kill the Serpent.|
|Tony Stark:||Oh, okay. As long as it's not difficult or anything.|
|Thor:||It is the only way.|
|Professor X:||There is more, and worse. Listen:|
|Odin, my brother. At last you will answer for your betrayal.||The Serpent Old:|
|Odin:||Skadi has brought you out of your prison, Cul? And you are the same, after these centuries. A creature of grudges and hate.|
|Odin:||I protected Asgard from you before, and will again... at any cost. If Midgard must burn to save Asgard, so be it.|
|Tony Stark:||Charles, we appreciate the intel, but did I ever mention how I hate having thoughts beamed into my head?|
|Nick Fury:||I hear you, Stark. Especially thoughts that involve burning Earth. We need to get a couple of things straight with Odin.
I'll be damned if this planet is going to be collateral damage in a brotherly spat over Asgard.
|Tony Stark:||Is that an Asgardian portal? If I see another frost giant, I'm gonna shoot someone.|
|Thor:||A messenger has come. There is corrupted Iso-8 on Bifrost itself. I must go to Asgard.|
|Tony Stark:||If you must, you must. Settle things there and get back quick, muscles. We can use you here, too.|
|Thor:||It is as we had feared. Corrupt Iso-8 has made its way to Asgard.|
|Tony Stark:||You brought it back? Get it to Mr. Fantastic, so-called, so he can lock it down.|
|Thor:||Already done. But I fear this is not the last we have seen of it.|
Mini-Boss - ExecutionerEdit
|Captain America:||The Executioner is calling out the marching orders.|
|Iron Man:||Thor, how about you drop by and create a leadership vacuum?|
|Thor:||Of all duties, bludgeoning Skurge is perhaps the sweetest.|
|Thor:||Skurge, every time your mistress sends you to Midgard, you return in chains. When will you learn?
Jotun ancestry has granted you strength, but perhaps not wisdom.
|Impugning my lineage is not wise either, Odinson. Nor is it noble.||Executioner:|
|Thor:||Then let us dispense with words, and speak the true language of warriors.|
|Tony Stark:||Thor, I know you’re trying not to tear the whole place down, but we need the Executioner out of there. Now.|
|Thor:||I will not be so restrained this time.|
|Tony Stark:||Never thought I'd have to tell you that.|
|Thor:||The Executioner cut open a rift to Jotunheim with the Bloodaxe. He has fled.|
|Tony Stark:||Is it closed now?|
|Tony Stark:||Make a last sweep for Jotun. Then we get to the tricky diplomacy bit.|
|Thor:||Leave me out of it. I would much prefer to fight.|
|Tony Stark:||Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.|
Boss - Colossus/MagikEdit
|Iron Man:||Okay, we're getting the Jotun under control. Finish clearing them out as you find them, but now we've got a pressing engagement with Colossus and Magik.|
|Captain America:||Hulk, maybe you can show them the same hospitality Cyclops and Emma Frost showed us.|
|Iron Man:||And Thor, was that the Enchantress I saw trying to cast some kind of love spell on you? You gorgeous thing.|
|Thor:||I will not speak of it.|
|Iron Man:||You already started something with Colossus and Magik, didn't you?|
|Thor:||It is of no consequence.|
Boss - ThorEdit
|Magik:||Scott, we're here and ready to go in, but the Avengers look to have a new doorman.|
|Mutants, you will leave. My lady commands it!||Thor:|
|Cyclops:||Stand down, Colossus. Magik, think you can handle this without wrecking the place?|
|Cyclops:||Good. I'd hate for the X-Men to be seen as trashy guests.|
|I warned you, mutants. Begone.||Thor:|
|Magik:||I'm afraid not, big man. We've got an appointment and just no room to rebook.
Now if you don't move, I'm going to have to do something unladylike.
|The stars themselves will not move me... and you are more demon than lady.||Thor:|
|Magik:||Oh, we don't need the stars to move you. Not when we've got the Phoenix Force on our side.|
|There is no defeat where a warrior battles for both glory and love.||Thor:|
|Maria Hill:||Thor, your brother is calling for a parley.|
|Thor:||No, he isn't.|
|Tony Stark:||Well, we have a couriered stone here carved with runes that say he is. You can read these, right?|
|Thor:||A deception. I will go, but only to find out what betrayal he has planned.|
|Tony Stark:||Thor. You don't look so good.|
|Thor:||It is never easy dealing with Loki.|
|Tony Stark:||When you say dealing with Loki, what do you mean, exactly?|
|Thor:||He has made an offer. If we turn Valkyrie over to the Enchantress again, he will leave us in peace. Of course he is lying.|
|Tony Stark:||Yeah. And even if he wasn't, I wouldn't want to be the one to run the idea past Valkyrie. Know what I mean?|
|Maria Hill:||The Wrecking Crew have reunited, too. They're paired off and leading gangs of thugs and Jotun.|
|Tony Stark:||It's crazy out there.|
|Thor:||And will remain so until my brother is returned to Asgard in chains.|
|Nick Fury:||Time for the endgame, Agent. There's more Iso-8 to be kept out of the bad guys' hands.
And there's one trickster god to be sent packing, too.
|Tony Stark:||He might think it's time for the Wild Hunt, but I've got a Christmas tree to decorate. Pepper's going to kill me if I'm late.|
|Maria Hill:||Good thing I didn't bet. It was an illusion.|
|Tony Stark:||And we wasted time chasing it. Exactly what Loki wants.|
|Thor:||Not a waste at all. It was Loki in another form. Did you not see him?|
|Tony Stark:||Okay, I take it back. Loki running around disguised as a troll. Good to know.|
Boss - LokiEdit
|Thor:||Bravely fought, Valkyrie.|
|Sif:||Let us bring Loki to Asgard to answer for his crimes. Again.|
|Valkyrie:||Odin will take a special interest this time. The Wild Hunt is his to lead, and he will not look kindly on Loki's usurpation of it.|
|Tony Stark:||That's a conversation I'd pay money to see.|
|Tony Stark:||Thor, Rusk has set up a jamming network and we're having trouble breaking it.|
|Tony Stark:||So we'd like you to take a more direct approach. They're using drones with supporting satellites. Can you, um...|
|Thor:||Make lightning strike upward as well as down?|
|Tony Stark:||You read my mind.|
|Thor:||If you can hear me, Stark, it worked.|
|Tony Stark:||Wait a sec. Is that a joke?|
Mini-Boss - Dark ThorEdit
|Thor:||I will end this.|
|Agent Coulson:||Not such a good idea, Thor. With Incursions all over the news all of a sudden, we can't have our people lead a team against Rusk's imposter version.|
|Tony Stark:||Supporting roles are fine, but we should avoid the optics of Joe Sixpack seeing this fight and thinking the Avengers are fighting each other.|
|Thor:||Optics? Does S.H.I.E.L.D. fight for opinions?|
|Agent Coulson:||S.H.I.E.L.D. chooses not to make things more difficult for its personnel. Stand down, Thor.|
|Thor:||Stand yourself down, mortal. I will show the people of Earth who is the real Odinson.|
|I am the God of Thunder!||Dark Thor:|
|Thor:||You are a mad mechanical dog, unfit even for death in battle. Yet that much I will give you.|
|Nick Fury:||Hold on, Thor! Hold on! We don't need to kill anyone.|
|Thor:||Perhaps we do, Fury. Perhaps that is exactly what we need.|
|Nick Fury:||I said stand down.|
|Thor:||You issue orders to a god?|
|Nick Fury:||When you walk on my planet, you're damn right I do. You're done there.|
Mini-Boss - KurseEdit
|Thor:||Malekith has beguiled Algrim into believing I am responsible for his death and monstrous rebirth. He will stop at nothing to kill me.|
|Tony Stark:||We've got your back, big guy.|
|WHERE IS THOR?! No force in the Nine Realms shall keep Kurse from him!||Kurse:|
|Thor:||Algrim! If you can hear me, know that your suffering is nearly at an end!|
|Tony Stark:||Well, hey, that wasn't so bad, right guys? If that's the best Malekith's got...|
|Thor:||No. This is merely the beginning. Kurse retreats only so that he may grow into the fullness of his power.|
|Agent Coulson:||Um... how full is that fullness, exactly?|
|Thor:||I doubt not that we shall soon know.|
Boss - Destroyer Edit
|Maria Hill:||The Destroyer has been sighted! The Dark Elves must have found some way to bring it back to life.|
|Sif:||The Dark Elves have not the knowledge. Surely the Enchantress is involved.|
|Maria Hill:||I'm not sure we can jump to that conclusion.|
|Sif:||The Wrecker and his Crew have been her minions in the past. I see no reason to believe that has changed.|
|Thor:||Regardless of whence it came, we must halt its advance with all speed.|
|Thor:||Agent. Together we will face the Destroyer yet once more. I have come to think of you as my talisman against it. To battle!|
|Thor:||Have we not seen the last of you? Perhaps this time!|
|Thor:||Agent! Back into battle! Now is the time!|
|Thor:||Once again the Destroyer is defeated.|
|Tony Stark:||If word gets out, its reputation as unstoppable is going to take a hit. Maybe it's a good thing the Nine Realms are all cut off from each other, or Asgard loses its scary guardian.|
|Thor:||The glib man always lacks character, Stark. You may not know that, but everyone who listens to you does.|
|Agent Coulson:||We have visual confirmation! Kurse is back!|
|THOR!!! Test your strength against mine again and fall!||Kurse:|
|Tony Stark:||You weren't kidding about the 'fullness of power' thing. I didn't think it was possible, but he looks a hundred times worse than before.|
|Thor:||I fear him no more than any other elf. My concern is only of the murderous path he shall carve whilst enroute to our confrontation.|
|Maria Hill:||We've got to keep coming at him, to keep him off balance while we find out how we can strike at Malekith directly.|
Mini-Boss - JotunsEdit
|Heimdall:||The Jotun are vanquished.|
|Maria Hill:||Back to Dark Elves, then. And Malekith, if we can ever find him.|
|Thor:||He is a sly one. He will bide his time. After waiting thousands of years, he shall savor his murderous rampage.|
|Heimdall:||I must return to Asgard's defense. When the passage is open, I shall return to Midgard.|
Boss - The EnchantressEdit
|Tony Stark:||Well, who'da thunk it? The Enchantress. But no sign of the Wrecking Crew.|
|Nick Fury:||I don't miss 'em. Especially when we've got this show to look forward to. That's Loki, isn't it? Don't recognize him without his helmet.|
|Thor:||We reached a deal. I freed him. In return, he will fight Amora for us.|
|Tony Stark:||Sounds like a good deal...for him. Remind me never to hire you as an agent.|
|Thor:||He has also pledged to guide us by occult means to Svartalfheim.|
|Tony Stark:||Oh. Well. Okay, then. Solid quid pro quo. I like it.|
Epic Boss - MalekithEdit
|Tony Stark:||Well, if we were waiting for Malekith to show himself, the suspense is over.
Here he is in London. We didn't even have to figure out a way to get to Asgard.
|Agent Coulson:||Thoughtful of him.|
|Tony Stark:||By all accounts, he's a thoughtful guy.|
|Maria Hill:||Are you serious?|
|Tony Stark:||No, of course not. I don't know anything about him except what Thor told me.|
|Maria Hill:||Which was what?|
|Thor:||That the Nine Realms will not be safe as long as he draws breath.|
|Sif:||And now we will take the fight to Malekith. Rally, warriors of Asgard! Rally, heroes of Midgard! The tide of battle turns!|
|Thor:||You fought bravely, Heimdall.|
|Loki:||I see you all are as fond of bravado as ever. Are we ready to see Svartalfheim?|
|Sif:||You intend to keep your promise?|
|Loki:||Don't act so surprised. I can't always trick everyone. Then they come to expect it.|
|Thor:||O All-Seeing, what guidance would you give?|
|Heimdall:||It is not for me to tell what should be done. I witness. I observe.|
|Tony Stark:||Okay, then. What are you witnessing and observing?|
|Heimdall:||A great work is being done in Svartalfheim. Malekith's armies soon will march. Kurse will lead by striking where he wills.|
|Agent Coulson:||In other words, we're not done yet.|
|Heimdall:||No. Far from done.|
|Thor:||Loki's knowledge of secret ways may prove our only advantage… though it galls me to say it.|
|Tony Stark:||Let's get back to it, then. If Thor's right, and Loki knows the way from here to Svartalfheim, we better get him to show us.|
|Tony Stark:||Loki says he knows a secret path from Asgard to Svartalfheim. Problem is, if he keeps it open for too long the Dark Elves will turn it into a two-way street.|
|Maria Hill:||Asgard might not survive another attack like the last one.|
|Nick Fury:||So we're going to do it the hard way. There are still Dark Elves in London. We take them out.|
|Maria Hill:||While we're doing that, we open passages from here to Svartalfheim via Asgard. Then we close them as we go.|
|Nick Fury:||That way we keep the Dark Elves in Svartalfheim while we send strike teams after Malekith.
|Thor:||Striking Malekith sounds very good, Fury. Let us speak no longer. It is time for action.
Loki! Show the portal, brother.
Boss - MalekithEdit
|Tony Stark:||Time for the thrilling climax. We've found Malekith in Svartalfheim.|
|Agent Coulson:||If we don't nail him now, Dark Elf armies are going to pour through portals into both Asgard and London.|
|Maria Hill:||He's not going to just hit and run, not with his armies ready to march. This time, he'll stand and fight.|
|Thor:||Your armies are broken, Malekith. Not Kurse, nor Amora, nor a multitude of Dark Elves will break the will of Asgard.|
|Then why are you here, Odinson? If you have already won, what use is this battle?||Malekith:|
|Thor:||Use? The use of it is that I will crush you with Mjolnir, burn you with lightning, and watch you die.|
|Still a rash boy. I have waited thousands of years for this moment. How many have wished me dead during those ages? Yet I am still here.||Malekith:|
|Thor:||Malekith is defeated. The Dark Elves are fleeing for the portals that remain.|
|Nick Fury:||Cut them off and close those portals. The fewer of them get back to Svartalfheim, the longer it's going to be until we have a Dark Elf problem again.|
|Heimdall:||We must return to Asgard. There is much to be done, and who knows what threats remain?|
|Sif:||Muspelheim and Niflheim may yet be restless.|
|Tony Stark:||Tonyheim is restless from wondering how many -heims there are. Do you guys all have your own -heim?|
|Thor:||If there was a Tonyheim, Asgard would raze it, if only to silence your clowning.|
|Tony Stark:||Hey, we saved the world! Again!|
|Agent Coulson:||Never gets old, does it?|
|Heimdall:||We must rebuild the Bifrost. Only then will Asgard be able to reclaim its role as protector of the Nine Realms.|
|Tony Stark:||Well, yeah. Okay. But man, can we take a minute and feel good about saving the world?|
|Thor:||You may. I see not how one minute would suffice for a celebration.|
|Tony Stark:||Thor, you have a lot to learn about humor.|
Boss - LokiEdit
|One could almost wish one had thought of Murderworld oneself.||Loki:|
|Thor:||Do you want to know what I wish, brother?|
|Oh, do tell.||Loki:|
|Thor:||I wish you possessed as much courage as guile, and as much principle as ambition.|
|Let us see whether we are better served, here and now, by your chosen qualities or by mine!||Loki:|
|Well, I think this has been a tremendous learning experience for everyone. Congratulations to the survivors! I'll be back soon with an even better Murderworld!||Arcade:|
|Thor:||The coward is glib in defeat. Let us pursue him and end this.|
|Professor X:||Not now, Thor. Now we must concentrate on getting everyone out, and making sure that none of Arcade's robot simulacra escape.
Your exit from Murderworld should be dead ahead. Keep going until you see daylight.
|Tony Stark:||And Quinjets.|
|Nico Minoru:||Iron Man! I guess Arcade's interference patterns aren't interfering anymore. Okay, we'll be right there.|
|Thor:||Beware. There may yet be danger before we get out of this place.|
Special Operations - Game On: Mission 3 - The Gathering (Villain Side)Edit
Boss - ThorEdit
|Thor:||It will not be murder if you die at my hand. Your crimes are too numerous.|
|Loki:||Let's not take the time to list them, brother. It will distract both of us from the task at hand.
But I must ask: have you seen the mechanical versions of your lady Sif? Quite lifelike. I could almost fall in love.
|Thor:||If you are taunting me, brother, you'll have to do better.|
|Loki:||Arcade was right. Criticism is easy. You know what's beautiful? Elegies. Like the one I will give at your funeral.|
|Thor:||Even in Murderworld, your trickery cannot match courage and strength of arm, brother.|
|Agent Coulson:||Boss, I just got wind that the Asgardians are gathering.|
|Volstagg:||Indeed, we are going on a foraging party.|
|Nick Fury:||You may be Asgardians, but there's no way you can throw a party right now. It's practically a war zone out there.|
|Volstagg:||Ha! That is the perfect time to cut off our enemies' supply lines! We'll go foraging through their strongholds, flush them out, and have a merry feast for our efforts!|
|Thor:||Director Fury, Asgard is always prepared to assist the people of Midgard, but need I remind you that you have no jurisdiction over my people?|
|Agent Coulson:||He's got a point, boss.|
|Nick Fury:||Fine. But I'm sending the Agent with you to keep an eye on things.|
|Thor:||The Agent has proven to be a skilled warrior in the past. I'm sure the Warriors Three would be happy to have the additional company.|
|Volstagg:||HAH! Excellent, if Thor vouches for you, then let us be off!
First we must spread the word! Send for the finest guests in Midgard!
|Fandral:||Friend Thor, perchance, do you think that the lady Sif would honor us with her fair presence?|
|Thor:||Perhaps, but Amora has greatly vexed her of late. We should remove the distraction.|