Mini-Boss - Crimson DynamoEdit
|Spider-Woman:||Crimson Cowl's not the only escapee from the Vault around here. I just spotted the Crimson Dynamo.|
|Tony Stark:||I'm seeing red.|
|Maria Hill:||Oh God, Tony.|
|Tony Stark:||I'm detecting some Iso-8 presence. He's powered up.|
|Nick Fury:||Where did he get a new suit?|
|Tony Stark:||When we bring it in and I can take it apart, I'll be able to figure that out.
But first we have to get him out of it.
|Maria Hill:||Stay on him, Spider-Woman. Agent, when you're ready.|
|Spider-Woman:||You got a suit that works this time?|
|I have a mighty suit, full of Iso-8. A suit to destroy my enemies!||Crimson Dynamo:|
|Spider-Woman:||That's the kind of suit to have. Let's see if you're right about it.|
|You mock me? I am powerful!||Crimson Dynamo:|
|Spider-Woman:||Come on out and pick up his suit, Tony.|
|Tony Stark:||A team's on its way.|
|Maria Hill:||Keep sweeping up the trash around there. The Crimson Cowl is somewhere in the area.|
|Tony Stark:||There might be another surprise too. The Crimson Cowl didn't build that Dynamo suit.|
Boss - Crimson CowlEdit
|Tony Stark:||There she is. Spider-Woman, you seeing the surveillance grab?|
|Spider-Woman:||I'm right around the corner, Tony.|
|Maria Hill:||Agent, when you've got your team together, let's get the Crimson Cowl back in Ryker's where she belongs.|
|Spider-Woman:||Still trying to take over the New York underworld? I guess crime's a growth industry right now.|
|Crime's always a growth industry if you know which crimes to commit.||Crimson Cowl:|
|Spider-Woman:||Who's your boss? You didn't build the Dynamo's suit.|
|I work for myself. Always have. And my list of suppliers, I'm afraid, is a trade secret.||Crimson Cowl:|
|Spider-Woman:||You want to do this the hard way? Fine by me.|
|You don't know when to quit.||Crimson Cowl:|
|Spider-Woman:||No. I keep going until I win.|
|Spider-Woman:||This won't surprise anyone, but she teleported away.|
|Maria Hill:||Tony, is there a way to design something that can tell which direction someone is going when they teleport?|
|Tony Stark:||Probably. If there is, I'll find it.|
Epic Boss - Doctor OctopusEdit
|Spider-Woman, I must apologize for the Spartan accommodations. I had not yet put the finishing touches on my new facility.||Doctor Octopus:|
|Spider-Woman:||I'm not picky about things like that. We're just going to wreck the place anyway.|
|More's the pity. I had hoped to do some work on you here someday soon.
Perhaps that opportunity may yet present itself.
|Spider-Woman:||If you think you're going to stick spider legs on me or something, you've got even more problems than we already knew about.|
|Changed your mind? My lab awaits.||Doctor Octopus:|
|Spider-Woman:||Changed yours? We've got a nice spot in the Vault for you.|
|Alas, I fear I must decline.||Doctor Octopus:|
|Spider-Woman:||I'm bringing him out. Be ready. He's down for the count, but no telling how long he'll stay that way.|
|Nick Fury:||Outstanding. This is a big day. Agent, pat yourself on the back.|
|Tony Stark:||But only once, and don't get a big head. S.H.I.E.L.D. only lets its directors have big heads.|
|Spider-Woman:||Been a long time since I was inside HYDRA, Fury. I'm not sure what you want from me.|
|Nick Fury:||An inside perspective.|
|Spider-Woman:||I don't have an inside perspective.|
|Maria Hill:||We want their inside perspective. Nobody wants you to go back. Just get in, listen, get out.|
|Tony Stark:||Interesting. There's something big brewing for sure.|
|Maria Hill:||Appreciate the commitment, Spider-Woman. We understand that wasn’t easy.|
|Spider-Woman:||You can’t run from your past. All you can do is outlive it.|
|Tony Stark:||Well, this is a new wrinkle. We've got Hand ninjas and HYDRA terrorists working together.
And the HYDRA personnel... they're wearing 1940s uniforms. Like they're nostalgic for the old days.
|Spider-Woman:||Who wouldn't miss having Strucker and the Red Skull around?
Oh, wait. Me.
|Tony Stark:||Agent, Spider-Woman is in the field on this op. Let's find out why HYDRA's suddenly going old school.|
Mini-Boss - ElektraEdit
|Spider-Woman:||Tony, There's Elektra. She must be in charge of the Hand elements.
Looks like this was supposed to be the second wave, once Dormammu was set loose.
|Tony Stark:||Good thing Strange sent him back to the Dark Dimension.
Wait a second. We had Elektra. She didn't escape. So how--?
|Spider-Woman:||Portal. Magic is afoot.|
|Nick Fury:||*bzzt*--... report!--*bzzzCRACK*--Syndicate--*bzzCLICK*|
|Tony Stark:||Nick! Nick! Dammit! We lost it. Agent, did you get that?|
|Spider-Woman:||I heard "syndicate." What syndicate?|
|Tony Stark:||We'll run it down. You hit Elektra.|
|Spider-Woman:||Elektra. Hope you're not too disappointed that Dormammu's not around.|
|Dormammu was just the opening act. The headliner isn't here yet.||Elektra:|
|Spider-Woman:||Is that why you're dancing with HYDRA?|
|I'm not going to spoil the surprise.||Elektra:|
|Spider-Woman:||Your ninjas ran out on you, Elektra. It's just you and me.|
|Tony Stark:||Hand ninjas are moving away too. Those guys move like smoke.
Let's see if we can hold Elektra a little longer than we did last time.
Boss - ViperEdit
|Tony Stark:||Jessica, Helicarrier surveillance has spotted the Viper.|
|Spider-Woman:||Received. Any luck tracking Nick and Maria down?|
|Tony Stark:||No. We're trying to triangulate the signal. Right now, let's get the Viper under control.|
|Spider-Woman:||Nice new uniforms on your flunkies. I mean old. Taking up time traveling?
Or is HYDRA coming back around to its good old Nazi roots?
|It's nostalgia for the future, Spider-Woman.
Soon you'll see what that means. Or your survivors will.
|Spider-Woman:||As long as HYDRA has one head left, I'll be here to cut it off.|
|Spider-Woman:||She cleared out. HYDRA commandos are starting to retreat too.|
|Tony Stark:||Finish the mop-up and get back to the Helicarrier, Agent. We need to get you caught up on a couple of things.|
Epic Boss - The HoodEdit
|Spider-Woman:||New city ordinance. No magic portals without a license.|
|You know I have a problem with authority.||The Hood:|
|Spider-Woman:||Yeah. It's got a problem with you, too.|
|Spider-Woman. Care to step through the portal, or would you prefer I killed you first?||The Hood:|
|Spider-Woman:||You think S.H.I.E.L.D. is going to let you turn New York into a demon's playground? Think again.|
|Spider-Woman:||The Hood got scared. Ducked into the portal and he was gone.
Some interesting stuff left behind, though.
|Tony Stark:||Interesting how?|
|Spider-Woman:||Bodies were coming out of the portal. Like walking.|
|Tony Stark:||You said bodies. Walking.|
|Spider-Woman:||Yeah. Dressed in those old Hydra uniforms. They fell down again as soon as the Hood took off.|
|Tony Stark:||Conversation over. Agent, back to the Helicarrier. We need to debrief over a secure channel.|
Mini-Boss - Green GoblinEdit
|I was hoping to have a conversation with the other arachnid hero.||Green Goblin:|
|Spider-Woman:||Hurt feelings, Goblin? Try to imagine how little I care.|
|Oh, you'll care a great deal when A.I.M. comes into its ascendancy, with me at its head.
But by then it will be far too late.
|Spider-Woman:||Got him, Fury. But I can't sit on him forever.|
|Maria Hill:||Raft transport is en route, Spider-Woman. Next on the agenda is M.O.D.O.K..|
|Nick Fury:||Get your team shipshape, Agent. If we play this right, we can put A.I.M. out of commission for good.|
|Spider-Woman:||Enjoying a tour, M.O.D.O.K.? This is a S.H.I.E.L.D. special. It's called Former Hellfire Club Safe Houses, Now in Ruins. You like it?|
|Attempts at humor from inferior intellects cause a nine percent increase in irritation.||M.O.D.O.K.:|
|Spider-Woman:||Okay, then. How about I just add you to the list of ruins already on the tour?|
|Attempts at bravado from inferior intellects cause a seventeen percent increase in the likelihood of sardonic laughter.||M.O.D.O.K.:|
|Spider-Woman:||Attempts at being a human from oversized megalomaniac levitating heads cause a one hundred percent likelihood of ass-kicking.|
|There is a limit to the patience of M.O.D.O.K.. Do you not understand that only A.I.M. can decode this cosmic peril!?||M.O.D.O.K.:|
|Spider-Woman:||I understand that I wouldn't trust you to decode the puzzle on my cereal box.|
|Die, then, and be out of the way permanently!||M.O.D.O.K.:|
|You cannot compete with M.O.D.O.K.! And only M.O.D.O.K. can compete with the threat that is coming.||M.O.D.O.K.:|
|Maria Hill:||What's he talking about? Spider-Woman?|
|Spider-Woman:||I don't know. He keeps yammering about some cosmic threat, but it's mostly numbers and formulas.|
|Agent Coulson:||He's talking about Incursions.|
|Tony Stark:||He's M.O.D.O.K., smartypants. He could be talking about anything. The only thing he's ever really talking about is himself.|
|Agent Coulson:||You are perfectly suited to recognize that, Mr. Stark.|
|Spider-Woman:||M.O.D.O.K.'s gone, Fury. He had a team rummaging around in the basement here looking for--|
|Tony Stark:||Tech, right? We knew that.|
|Spider-Woman:||No, Tony, not tech. Shut up and listen once in a while. They were looking for old books in a climate-controlled safe.
And they got them before I could clear him out.
|Tony Stark:||Old books? What does a technophilic loony like M.O.D.O.K. want with old books?|
|Nick Fury:||Won't be long before we see him again. We'll have to ask him then.|
|Agent Coulson:||I can tell you, boss. He knows about the Incursions, too. He'll be trying to understand them and turn them to his advantage just like we are.|
|Nick Fury:||I hate when people get their magic and tech mixed up. Whenever it happens, I want to blame Doom.|
|Nick Fury:||Spider-Woman, how about you take a look around the Latverian Embassy and see if we can link Doom to any of this?|
|Spider-Woman:||I'll take a look.|
|Spider-Woman:||I took the whole tour. If Doom is up to something, he's keeping a lid on it.
Could be he's not anxious to jump back into the public eye so soon after the Syndicate fell apart.
Mini-Boss - Baron ZemoEdit
|Nick Fury:||Zemo's pinned here. Spider-Woman, take him out.|
|Spider-Woman:||It's going to feel strange getting a thank-you note from Viper.|
|Tony Stark:||I wouldn't count on her being grateful. She'll probably put a hit out on you for ruining her fun.|
|You must refresh my memory. When is it bad luck to crush a spider?||Baron Zemo:|
|Spider-Woman:||If Viper thinks you're more trouble than you're worth, Zemo, then your luck has already run out.
Or the Red Skull.
|Die Rote Schadel, ach! Ich bin erschreckt! Ha!||Baron Zemo:|
|Agent Coulson:||Looks like Zemo's bad luck started when you came into the room, Spider-Woman.|
|Spider-Woman:||I have that effect on HYDRA. What now?|
|Tony Stark:||Keep on keeping on. There's a Viper still out there ready to..um strike. Sorry. Couldn't resist.|
Boss - ViperEdit
|Tony Stark:||Got her. Agent, Viper is here and it just so happens that Spider-Woman is already on the scene.|
|Spider-Woman:||A little credit, Tony. Maybe you could say something like, "Spider-Woman found her for us"?|
|Tony Stark:||There's no I in team. Everyone knows that.|
|Spider-Woman:||I'll remind you of that next time you're telling us all how much S.H.I.E.L.D. owes to Stark Technologies.|
|Shall we match venoms? I find mine has grown more potent.||Viper:|
|Spider-Woman:||That must explain why you haven't been able to get rid of Zemo yet. Also why the Red Skull hasn't made you his right-hand Viper. It's all that unstoppable power.|
|HYDRA explains itself to no one, girl. Least of all a B-list stooge of S.H.I.E.L.D.||Viper:|
|Spider-Woman:||Good. I was afraid I'd have to sit through another villainous monologue.|
|I save those for important audiences. I'm afraid you don't qualify.||Viper:|
|Spider-Woman:||Viper slithered away, but there's more going on here than we thought.
When I was clearing the rest of the HYDRA assets... I could have sworn I just saw the Red Skull.
|Nick Fury:||You what?|
|Spider-Woman:||A HYDRA detachment held me up covering for a retreat, or an escape. He's hard to miss even if you just get a glimpse.|
|Maria Hill:||All field assets, crash this location!
Spider-Woman, pursue. Leave the rest of the HYDRA soldiers to the response teams. Go!
|Tony Stark:||Let’s figure out what the A.I.M. angle here is.
We’re seeing lots of Maggia, but no A.I.M. leaders.
|Maria Hill:||Spider-Woman, we need you to do some recon of local scientific and lab facilities.
If M.O.D.O.K. is active, he'll be using one of them.
|Spider-Woman:||On my way.|
|Spider-Woman:||No sign of A.I.M. beyond the foot soldiers we've already taken care of.
If M.O.D.O.K. is around, he's hiding himself well. And we all know M.O.D.O.K. doesn't like to keep himself secret. Are we done here?
|Maria Hill:||For now.|
Mini-Boss - SavinEdit
|Maria Hill:||Savin? That accounts for the A.I.M. presence. Are they trying to run an Extremis project down here?|
|Tony Stark:||Fire-breathing Iso-Saurs? Not good.|
|Maria Hill:||Shut this one down, Agent. And keep an eye out for the Vulture. He was associating with A.I.M. a while back, and that may be why he's in the Savage Land to begin with.|
|Spider-Woman:||I'll drop in on this one, Agent. I've been patrolling that area and there are a few spots we should avoid.|
|Spider-Woman:||What's the play, Savin? You know Sauron's never going to allow a long-term human presence here.|
|You know A.I.M.. Better living through technology. We got a deal with Sauron; he leaves us alone, we share new toys...
And new Hauk'ka Iso-Saurs. Tell Stark we like that term. And Sauron likes the results.
|Spider-Woman:||Savin exploded and the lab is burning. It's like a fireworks show in here.|
|Maria Hill:||Get yourself out safely, and rescue as many of the captive Hauk'ka as you can.|
|Spider-Woman:||It's about time we took our grievances directly to Sauron, don't you think?|
|Maria Hill:||I do.|