Mini-Boss - Crimson DynamoEdit
|I don't want you, freak. Bring me Tony Stark!||Crimson Dynamo:|
|Spider-Man:||Well, do svedanya to you too, Dynamo. I'll send Tony your best.|
|I send you to him in pieces! Iso-8 makes the Jet Paralyzer stronger yet!||Crimson Dynamo:|
|Spider-Man:||Give a guy a powered suit, he gets delusions of grandeur.|
|Iron Man:||Says the guy who got bitten by a spider.|
|Nick Fury:||Professionalism, people. Agent, get that suit back to the Helicarrier so Tony can take it apart.|
Boss - VultureEdit
|Maria Hill:||The Vulture's still in Bellevue. Spider-Man, you have a visual.|
|Spider-Man:||10-4 and affirmative, Chief.|
|Spider-Man:||Looks like Romper Room in here. You call this science?|
|It's the grandest of grand experiments, young man. Care to take part?||Vulture:|
|Spider-Man:||Sorry, I'm on a diet. Space rocks strictly prohibited.|
|Delightful jocularity. But this occasion is deadly serious... for you.||Vulture:|
|Spider-Man:||Vulture cleared out before I could wrap him up, Nick. But there's lots here for the lab geeks to see.|
|Nick Fury:||Get everything back to the Helicarrier so they can see it, then.|
|Tony Stark:||RAID is cleared from this area. And what do you know, we found a workshop full of little bombs shaped like jack-o'-lanterns.|
|Maria Hill:||Vulture's working for the Green Goblin.|
|Spider-Man:||It's Maggia Mad Scientist Week.|
|Maria Hill:||Report to the Helicarrier. We've got another disturbance.
This one's in Hell's Kitchen.
Mini-Boss - HammerheadEdit
|Spider-Man:||There he is. I'd know that slicked-back adamantium head anywhere.
Ready to go in?
|Spider-Man:||I wouldn't have figured a hard-headed guy like you to fall for Doc Ock's end-of-the-world line.|
|There's a lot you haven't figured, wall-crawler. But guys like Doc Ock have.||Hammerhead:|
|Spider-Man:||Are you saying that Otto Octavius is smarter than little old me? Now that's just hurtful.|
|You're gonna do a lot more hurting before I'm through.
This ain't the end of the world. It's the start of a brand new one. Without jamokes like you.
Mini-Boss - Madame MasqueEdit
|I was hoping Tony would have the cojones to show up himself.||Madame Masque:|
|Spider-Man:||Oh, I don't think lack of cojones is ever Tony's problem.
Maybe he's just not that into you.
|Still no Tony? You know what they say about scorned women and fury...||Madame Masque:|
|Spider-Man:||Scorned women and Fury? I'll have to ask him when we're done here.|
|For that alone, you deserve to die.||Madame Masque:|
|Spider-Man:||One more for the Raft, Tony. Hope you get the Vault working soon.|
|Tony Stark:||We'll find room. Villains like to cuddle up.|
|Nick Fury:||I second Spider-Man's comment about the Vault, Tony. We need it now. How about fewer degenerate jokes and more work?|
Boss - Doctor OctopusEdit
|Greetings, young Spider-Man. We meet at the commencement of a great endeavor.||Doctor Octopus:|
|Spider-Man:||All I see is another secret villain lab waiting to be busted up. Bo-ring.|
|You lack vision! As Iso-8 transforms the world around us, I will watch, and study.
Then I will emerge again, bringing powers the world has never seen.
|Spider-Man:||Does Hammerhead know this? Or Madame Masque? I think they're just looking for a hideout. It's not nice to mislead people.|
|Of course they know. And once I work on your arachnid abilities with Iso-8, perhaps you will too.||Doctor Octopus:|
|Spider-Man:||That's awfully nice, but I'm afraid I have to decline.|
|It's a command performance. I'm afraid I won't take no for an answer.||Doctor Octopus:|
|Spider-Man:||Well, that settles it. Nice conversation, but all good things must come to an end. Including loony supervillain schemes.|
|Spider-Man:||He's all wrapped up, Nick.|
|Free me, you insolent--!||Doctor Octopus:|
|Spider-Man:||Your science guys might be real interested in what ole Doc Ock was up to with Iso-8.|
|Maria Hill:||We're dropping a science and forensics team now.
Agent, you are clear to return for mission debrief.
|Tony Stark:||There's a pair of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents pinned on a rooftop under heavy Maggia fire.
We need an extraction, and nearby buildings are too close to fly in. Spider-Man?
|Spider-Man:||I'm swinging into action.|
|Spider-Man:||Two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, safely returned to street level.|
|Tony Stark:||Much obliged, hero.|
|Spider-Man:||Anybody get good pictures? I could use them for my scrapbook.|
|Spider-Man:||Yikes! Hey Goblin, don't you know it's bad luck to squash a spider when he's hanging from a web?|
|Squashing is not my intention. Burning, blasting, electrocuting, beating... yes, those.
And what bad luck could be worse than the damnable misfortune of having you exist in the first place?
|Spider-Man:||Well, since you put it that way...|
|You've lost! Now I will finish you...||Green Goblin:|
|Spider-Man:||Ick. That sounds kind of cannibal-y. Except you haven't really started me, not in that sense.|
|Spider-Man:||Yow! Ha! Little lapse in concentration, there, Gobby-Gob! Ready to go again?|
|For the last time...||Green Goblin:|
|I tire of your wisecracks, your antics, your insufferable good cheer.||Green Goblin:|
|Spider-Man:||Boy, me too. Maybe I'll get really serious and morose... I'll brood, and get strong from carrying around a giant chip on my shoulder...
|Spider-Man:||Where are you going, Gobbie? I haven't been electrocuted or burned yet!
A little bit of blasted and beaten, sure, but man, you let me down.
|You haven't seen the worst I can offer, wall-crawler! I'll be back!||Green Goblin:|
|Spider-Man:||We've got the spillover from this little gang war.
It's like a reunion. You, me, a bunch of armed goons...
|Black Cat:||So romantic!|
|Spider-Man:||I don't want to hurt your feelings, but did you remember to give the bad guys bad luck?|
|Black Cat:||Excuse me?|
|Spider-Man:||I mean, I felt pretty unlucky during the fight. And not before or after, so, you know...|
|Black Cat:||Well, Spidey, you can’t always get lucky.|
|Spider-Man:||Let's try it again. This time, remember: bad luck to bad guys. Not to me.|
|Spider-Man:||Ready? Rock-paper-scissors to see who gets to take the first shot.|
|Black Cat:||Not really my style...|
|Spider-Man:||Flip a coin?|
|Spider-Man:||Okay--wait a sec, that was too easy. You're not going to...|
|Black Cat:||It was your idea. You can't back out now.|
|Spider-Man:||Ah, geez. Nevermind. Let's just get fighting.|
|Black Cat:||We make a pretty good couple, Spidey.|
|Spider-Man:||Well, I'm a piece of cake to work with, so you've got it easy.|
|Black Cat:||So, what do you say... same time, tomorrow night? I should have the webbing out of my hair by then.|
|Spider-Man:||If you mean spending another half-hour, pounding the snot out of Maggia goons, then you're on.|
|Spider-Man:||You got it, jefe. I love an excuse to swing around Wakanda.|
|Maria Hill:||We're a little tied down with security on Ultron.|
|Spider-Man:||I totally understand. How about if I take care of it? Maybe I'll say hi to Jonah while I'm there.|
|Nick Fury:||Spider-Man, we've lost track of Venom and we're also getting intel that other symbiotes might be around. Can you... you know, go out and make yourself visible?|
|Spider-Man:||I love being bait. What could be better?|
|Spider-Man:||Well, I swung all over downtown, and gosh darn it, no toothy, slobbering symbiotes hungering for my flesh. I can't tell you how disappointed I am.|
Epic Boss - VenomEdit
|Agent Coulson:||Venom. Well, I guess we should have expected something else to go wrong.|
|Agent Coulson:||Looks like it, Spider-Man. Rusk's version of you.|
|Spider-Man:||Man, if I had an anger problem, this would set it right off. Lucky I'm so even-tempered.|
|Emma Frost:||I'll convey your displeasure, Spider-Man. How does that sound?|
|Spider-Man:||Can I come along and watch, at least?|
|Emma Frost:||You know I love being watched.|
|Agent Coulson:||We're having a bit of a PR problem here, Ms. Frost. Rusk is claiming you're a member of his team now. We'd like you to stay out of the spotlight for the moment.|
|Emma Frost:||How tiresome. But you know I'm sensitive to appearances. Who will replace me?|
|Agent Coulson:||Ares, this one's yours.|
|Spider-Man:||Man, nothing makes a guy feel worse about getting dragged off to Battleworld than when he returns with a symbiotic monster that terrorizes all his friends.
Not that this is about me.
|Maria Hill:||We'll be seeing Venom again. For now, pull back and make sure we've done everything we can to tell the American people that we're responsibly in control.|
|Spider-Man:||I think she's been moved to another part of Murderworld. She's not around here, anyway. How big is this place?|
Special Operations - Game On: Mission 1 - Street Fighter (Villain Side)Edit
Epic Boss - Spider Man/Captain BritainEdit
|Once was enough, if you ask me.||Captain Britain:|
|This one's pretty spiffy compared to the other one. But they both feel a little murdery.||Spider-Man:|
|Constrictor:||The rules don't change. A littler murder is the ticket outta here, and I'm one step closer to collecting my reward once I'm done with you.|
|If I come out of Murderworld without some giant drooly intergalactic parasite grafted onto my genome, I'll feel good about it.||Spider-Man:|
|Constrictor:||Not sure you're going to be feeling good about anything in ten minutes.|
|Ah. Bit of a threat here. To be expected in Murderworld.||Captain Britain:|
|Which way is the exit? The signage here is definitely not up to code.||Spider-Man:|
|Constrictor:||Look, if only one of us can get out, I'm going to make sure it's me. No hard feelings.|
|Right. That calls for the direct approach.||Captain Britain:|
|So, that's over. Let's blow this popsicle stand.||Spider-Man:|
|Maria Hill:||We've got a couple of new symbiotes on the loose, and what appears to be a new variant of Test subjects.|
|Tony Stark:||One of the symbiotes is Eddie Brock. He's never been right since he was the original Venom and now he's gone completely bonkers. He calls himself Anti-Venom.
The other one is bright red, also bugfrak crazy, and calls itself Carnage.
|Agent Coulson:||That is, we note, an aspirational moniker. As in carnage is what it wants to create.|
|Maria Hill:||Is creating. It's bad out there.|
|Tony Stark:||We've got so damn many symbiotes running around no one can keep track of how many there are.|
|Maria Hill:||At least one of them is on our side. Agent, you already know Flash Thompson.|
|Agent Coulson:||We need to see if we can get Anti-Venom under control. Flash, that'll be your first mission.|
|Agent Venom:||Let's get rolling.|
|Tony Stark:||Spider Man, you check into a possible Maggia Link. The warehouse where we found the four dead symbiotes hosts was leased to one Adrian Toomes.|
|Spider-Man:||Vulture's gone into real estate? I'll ask for him some tips and pointers.|
Mini-Boss - Anti-VenomEdit
|Spider-Man:||Hey, it's Venom. Boy, am I glad to see him. It's been months since I had to worry about being dismembered by a psychotic alien symbiote.
Where you headed, Tall, Dark, and Drooly?
|Out to eliminate my offspring. All of them. Then I will come back for you, Spider-meat...||Venom:|
|Spider-Man:||That sounds really delicious, but must be an acqui--uh oh. Anti-Venom.
Hey, Flash? A little help here?
|Agent Venom:||That guy's gone completely around the bend.|
|Maria Hill:||He's a zealot, but we need him.|
|Spider-Man:||Like a hole in our collective head, we do. Seems like maybe we ought to stick him on the Raft until he comes to his senses.|
|Maria Hill:||No. He's crazy, but his actions are in line with our own. We need symbiotes to fight symbiotes effectively. Flash is one; Eddie's going to be another.|
|Spider-Man:||Who gets the next crack at convincing him?|
|Maria Hill:||Why don't you give it a try, Spider-Man?|
|Spider-Man:||I knew I should have kept my mouth shut.|
Mini-Boss - VultureEdit
|Sandman:||Psst. Hey, Spider-Man. Vulture's right here.
There's his old bald head. Lemme bust it. Agent, I need some help.
|Spider-Man:||Am I hearing this right? You want our help with the Vulture? Like, you're pretending to be a good guy?|
|Sandman:||No pretending, wall-crawler. I'm out of the villain biz. Vulture's locked up with Green Goblin. They're in over their heads and I'm not gonna lose mine. Tell Fury I'll play nice.|
|Spider-Man:||Are you guys hearing this?|
|Maria Hill:||Go with it for now, Spider-Man. But watch Sandman carefully.|
|Spider-Man:||So, here's where you explain about the Green Goblin thing.|
|Sandman:||He saw what the Brotherhood was doing with the MGH serum and decided to try the same thing with his goblin serum.|
|Spider-Man:||Presto. That explains the new Test Subjects.|
|Sandman:||You got it. Goblin's also been running similar experiments on those four symbiotes those Circle of 8 freaks let loose. You wouldn't believe what he did with 'em.|
|Sandman:||And now he's actually trying to bring the other symbiotes to New York. For what, I dunno, but he's crossed the line. I'm on the straight and narrow from here on out.|
Boss - ScreamEdit
|Spider-Man:||Oh joy. Another one.|
|Agent Venom:||That one's called Scream.|
|Spider-Man:||Such lovely monikers they all choose.|
|Agent Coulson:||She was one of five symbiotes created from little seeds cultured out of the original Venom symbiote. Where are the other four, I wonder...?|
|Spider-Man:||Okay, fine. I'll ask her.|
|Spider-Man:||Because you're all crazy and so forth, I don't expect a straight answer here, but I have to ask: we're looking for four missing symbiotes. You know anything about that? Hmmmm?|
|I killed them. They were my seedmates and would have killed me. Nature, red in tooth and claw!||Scream:|
|Spider-Man:||Come on, Screamy. Symbiotes don't stay dead. You're holding back on me. Where did the other four really go?|
|Let's just say you've got a surprise in store...||Scream:|
|Spider-Man:||I'm outta here. Not at my best when I try to web-sling with dented ribs...|
|Spider-Man:||Anybody seen Flash? I could use a hand here.|
|Spider-Man:||You know what's weird? She calls herself Scream even though symbiotes don't like sonic weapons.|
|Tony Stark:||Wish you'd asked her about the Green Goblin. Vulture said he was involved, and we've isolated the goblin serum as part of what's juicing up these new Test Subjects.|
|Spider-Man:||Sorrr-reee, Tony. Next time I'll do a better job interrogating her while she tries to tear me into little shreds.|
|Tony Stark:||That would be good.|
Group Boss - HybridEdit
|Maria Hill:||What is that thing?|
|Agent Venom:||Hybrid. It is made from the other four symbiote seeds Scream was talking about.|
|Spider-Man:||Yikes. And we think Gobbie's got a hand in this thing?|
|Maria Hill:||We're still trying to confirm the Green Goblin's role in this, but right now our job is to get Hybrid contained. We can't have a symbiote loose on the streets.|
|Tony Stark:||Well this day's just getting worse and worse. At what point do we just nuke it from orbit?|
|Agent Coulson:||Hold on a minute. Hybrid doesn't have a track record for destruction like Carnage or Venom. We know nothing about this symbiote yet. They're not all bad, as we've seen with Agent Venom.|
|Spider-Man:||Maybe we can get Eddie to chase this one down and suck out all its powers.|
|Maria Hill:||One more reason for you to try to talk some sense into him.|
|Spider-Man:||Hoo boy. I get all the fun jobs.|
|Tony Stark:||Carnage, Hybrid, and Scream are raising hell around here.|
|Maria Hill:||While we try to pin them down, we're also continuing our effort to refocus Anti-Venom. We need him.|
|Spider-Man:||Yeah, yeah, I know. Spider-Man, go talk to Eddie. He'll listen to you. He won't try to kill you or anything.|
|Maria Hill:||That's about the size of it. Let's get started.|
|Captain America:||Let me know what I can do to help.|
|Spider-Man:||You can keep these Test Subjects away from me while I look for Carnage. How's that sound?|
|Captain America:||You got it. But if I find Carnage, maybe I can solve your problem for you.|
|Captain America:||How's it coming?|
|Spider-Man:||Swimmingly. Symbiotes everywhere and the one thing they have in common is they don't like little old me.|
Mini-Boss - Anti-VenomEdit
|Spider-Man:||You sure you want me to do this?|
|Maria Hill:||He'll probably listen to you. You're not a symbiote, so that's in your favor. Plus you have a special status with all of them.|
|Spider-Man:||Don't remind me. Man, I wish I'd used the other machine to fix my costume. Thor doesn't have symbiote bonding issues.|
|Spider-Man:||Hey, so, I think it's great you're trying to help out with Venom, but--|
|I WILL LAY HANDS UPON YOU! I WILL BLEED YOUR POWERS AND SAVE YOUR SOUL!||Anti-Venom:|
|Spider-Man:||Yikes! Lighten up, Francis.|
|Spider-Man:||I was kind of hoping to avoid being saved today.|
|Anti-Venom:||I GO FORTH TO PURIFY THE SYMBIOTE INFESTATION!|
|Spider-Man:||Oh, man. I think I have a couple of cracked ribs.|
|Agent Coulson:||Should we bring you in?|
|Spider-Man:||Nope. No way, nohow. I'll hang in there. So do you think Eddie's on our side now?|
|Agent Coulson:||We'll find out.|
Mini-Boss - VenomEdit
|Anti-Venom:||He has escaped, with his infestation intact.|
|Spider-Man:||Do you mind a little advice? It'd be great if you could go after Carnage first, since he's the one killing everyone in sight.|
|Spider-Man:||Oh goody. Then maybe Hybrid? Or we can play that by ear.|
Boss - CarnageEdit
|Maria Hill:||Carnage is out in the open. Hit him. Spider-Man, Flash--oh. There's Anti-Venom.|
|Spider-Man:||Ooh, this'll be a great show.|
|Nick Fury:||You're going to watch it from right up close. We need you and Flash on the scene in case Anti-Venom gets out of hand.|
|Spider-Man:||Swinging into action, sir yes sir.|
|Maria Hill:||All three enemy symbiotes are still at large. On the other hand, now Anti-Venom is on our side.|
|Spider-Man:||Are we sure that's a good thing?|
|Tony Stark:||If he keeps going after Venom and Carnage, I'm all for it.|
|Spider-Man:||Once he runs out of symbiote targets, though...|
|Maria Hill:||Don't worry, Spider-Man. We'll figure out a way to control him by then.
Also, let's not forget that the Green Goblin may be responsible for creating Hybrid and all these Test Subjects. Keep an eye out for him.
|Spider-Man:||Oh, if I know Gobbie, he won't be able to stay in the shadows forever. He loves the spotlight too much.|
Mini-Boss - CarnageEdit
|Agent Coulson:||Spider-Man, you're on. Carnage is in your immediate vicinity.|
|Spider-Man:||Gotcha. Is Eddie going to be there? Or maybe even Venom? He doesn't like his kid too much.|
|Agent Coulson:||No sign of them.|
|Spider-Man:||No problem. I work better alone.|
|It's amp-up-the slaughter time!||Carnage:|
|Spider-Man:||I think I liked you better before you had daddy issues.|
Wait, before we tangle in mortal combat: What did ol' Gobbie promise you?
|Slaughter. Manhattan as a killing floor...and you don't even want to know about Brooklyn.||Carnage:|
|Spider-Man:||No. He promised you "carnage".|
|Very clever. Let the carnage continue!||Carnage:|
|Spider-Man:||You're still not as tough as your daddy.|
|Spider-Man:||Whew. Close one. Where's Venom when you need him?
Never thought I'd say that.
|Maria Hill:||He's still tangling with Anti-Venom, we think.|
|Spider-Man:||I better head over that way and find out... um, which way?|
|Maria Hill:||Spider-Man, your ribs are a mess. How about you bring yourself in for a quick tune-up?|
Boss - HybridEdit
|Anti-Venom:||The Hybrid symbiote is purged!|
|Spider-Man:||Yeah, but where did it go?|
|Tony Stark:||I've got a containment cell ready. Bring it here, I'll lock it up.|
|Maria Hill:||First we have to find it. Agent?|
|Spider-Man:||Here it is! Doesn't look healthy... do symbiotes ever look healthy?|
|Tony Stark:||Don't touch it. We're on our way.|
Epic Boss - Green GoblinEdit
|Spider-Man:||Gobbie, you've gotten yourself tied up in some loony schemes before, but breeding a symbiote? Even for you, that's wack.
Is it still cool if I say wack?
|Spider-Man:||Nope. Sorry. No next. We're pulling the plug. Night night.|
|Spider-Man:||Yoo hoo, Mr. Goblin! I think we've still got a few things to sort out?|
|Spider-Man:||Can we put him in the Negative Zone or something this time? Svartalfheim, maybe?|
|Tony Stark:||I've got a spot just for him in the Vault.|
|Spider-Man:||Well, if he has to stay in this dimension, I guess that'll do.|
|Agent Coulson:||We've found the research facility where he was creating the Goblin Iso-8 serum. As soon as we get the remaining Test Subjects treated, we'll start our own analysis.|
|Tony Stark:||Might get a little innovation or two out of this enterprise...which would come in handy next time symbiotes come along.|
|Nick Fury:||I'd rather just get rid of all of them. Permanently.|
|Agent Coulson:||Easier said than done, boss. But we'll see what we can do.|
|Tony Stark:||Boy, nobody would have predicted that. We cleaned out a cityful of symbiotes...|
|Maria Hill:||And learned that the Green Goblin was raising an army of symbiote/Test Subject hybrids...|
|Agent Coulson:||All while trying to rein in Eddie Brock before he wipes out every super-powered being in the Five Boroughs.|
|Spider-Man:||That's a pretty good day's work.|
|Spider-Man:||Yeah. So what's next?|
Mini-Boss - Jack O'Lantern Edit
|Agent Coulson:||Spider-Man, we're tracking Jack O'Lantern, who has just received something from a demon at this location.
Swing by and relieve him of his package, if you would.
|Spider-Man:||Um, sure. Is this going to involve fighting demons, too? I need to know if I should wear my demon-fighting pants.|
|Agent Coulson:||There are quite a few demons around. Plan your wardrobe accordingly.|
|Spider-Man:||Hey, Jack, we hear you're having tea with demons. You know that's not cool, right?|
|Spider-Man, is there something about your blood? The demons got all excited when they smelled you.||Jack O'Lantern:|
|Spider-Man:||It's so nice to be wanted. Hey! Watch the fangs and spikes!|
|Spider-Man:||I know busting pumpkins is vandalism, but sometimes I just can't resist.|
|Spider-Man:||The thing Jack got from the demons was a key. I'd bring it back, but one of the demons swallowed it and ran off.|
|Maria Hill:||Hold tight there while we collect Jack O'Lantern.|
|Tony Stark:||A key? Forgive me if I don't like the sound of demons handing out keys. I mean, what are they going to unlock?|
|Maria Hill:||Spider-Man, forget what I said about staying there. Find that demon and see where it's taking the key.|
|Spider-Man:||Roger that, S.H.I.E.L.D. boss lady.|
Mini-Boss - Grey GargoyleEdit
|Spider-Man:||I found Grey Gargoyle. He just had a little tete-a-tete with a vampire and a demon.
I guess that makes it a tete-a-tete-a-tete. Anyway, one of them gave him something.
|Tony Stark:||Good, precise intel as always.|
|Nick Fury:||Engage, Spider-Man. We have reason to believe Jack O'Lantern and Grey Gargoyle are both on a mission for the Hood.|
|Spider-Man:||We do? Exciting. I'll see what yon Gargoyle has to say about that.|
|Away, Spider-Man. Run to the sun if you want to live.||Grey Gargoyle:|
|Spider-Man:||I'd kind of rather bring the sun back here. Won't you miss stuff like flowers and rainbows?
I know I would. So I'm going to have to ask you to hand over whatever you got from the Fang and Claw Club back there.
|Spider-Man:||Too many vampires. I mean, one would be too many, really, but there were too many for me to stop Grey Gargoyle from getting away.|
|Nick Fury:||Stay on him. If our intel is good, he's going to meet the Hood.|
|Spider-Man:||I hear and obey, O Mighty Leader.|
Boss - MorbiusEdit
|Spider-Man:||It's everybody's favorite fake vampire, Doctor Michael Morbius. Don't look now--ugh, seriously, don't. He kind of fell off the no-blood-drinking wagon.|
|Maria Hill:||There might be a chance to gain some intel about the vampires here, Spider-Man.|
|Nick Fury:||Slap some sense into Morbius and see if we can get him on our side.|
|Spider-Man:||But I don't have my counseling license. I'll get sued.|
|Spider-Man:||Whoa. Morbius. Didn't you have some kind of serum you made so you didn't have to go around gnawing on people's veins?|
|I cannot fight my nature. Leave me, or I will feed on you next!||Morbius:|
|Spider-Man:||So the serum didn't work, is what you're saying.|
|Don't you judge me. I tried... how I tried... but the air is thick with the scent of blood, and vampires run rampant. How am I to resist? I must feed!||Morbius:|
|Spider-Man:||Oh boy. This is going to be harder than I thought.|
|Spider-Man:||Hey! Knucklehead! You're not a real vampire! Remember? Snap out of it!|
|So hungry... ow!||Morbius:|
|Spider-Man:||I thought we had an agreement. You don't drink people's blood and S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't put you in a cage.|
|Spider-Man:||I don't like hitting you, but--well, actually, I do like hitting you, but I know I shouldn't. What I'm trying to say is I'll stop if you drop the vampire act and tell me about the real vampires.|
|You mean Dracula.||Morbius:|
|Spider-Man:||Dracula? Um, yeah. I didn't know I meant that, but yeah, that's totally what I mean.|
|Spider-Man:||And you think Dracula is going to let you join the party?|
|Morbius:||That's what I... no. I know he won't. I was just... hungry.|
|Spider-Man:||Then you need to come on in and we'll get you some help.|
|Dr. Strange:||It is as I feared. Dracula and Mephisto have combined their powers to perform this eclipse ritual. Morbius confirms it.|
|Spider-Man:||We've got him in some kind of Blood-Drinkers Anonymous. As long as we can keep him on the program, he'll help. So at least we've got that going for us.|
|Dr. Strange:||A crucial update. Have you more news or may I proceed?|
|Spider-Man:||Yup. Go ahead.|
|Dr. Strange:||Good. To the matter at hand: I can end it and restore the normal diurnal course of the sun... but I will need a few things.|
|Nick Fury:||Such as?|
|Spider-Man:||Rat tailes? Bedbug eggs?|
|Dr. Strange:||Demon parts. I will give you a list.|
|Tony Stark:||Demon parts. By the pricking of my thumbs, et cetera and so on. Okay, Agent, we're splitting up.|
|Nick Fury:||Hill and Coulson, you're staying here. Stark and I will handle things in London. Let's get Strange his demon parts and get the sun coming up again.|
|Maria Hill:||Jack O'Lantern confirmed that Mephisto and the Hood aren't working together.|
|Agent Coulson:||In fact what he said was, "Mephisto? I'da steered clear of this if I'd known Mephisto was involved."|
|Maria Hill:||The Hood's going to need himself some new lackeys.|
|Agent Coulson:||Or Mephisto's going to make him an offer he can't refuse.|
|Maria Hill:||Either way, we'll need to be on guard for both of them while we start collecting demon parts for Strange. Spider-Man, here's the list.|
|Spider-Man:||What!? Look at--no way I can find all this stuff on my own. I'm only one wall-crawler.|
|Agent Coulson:||Then take your pal Morbius. Divvy up the list.|
|Spider-Man:||Who says all the good heroic jobs are taken? Let's hit those mean streets, Morby.|
|Morbius:||If I had known I would be forced to suffer your nicknames, I might have made a different choice.|
|Spider-Man:||That's the spirit!|
Mini-Boss - Auspex LordEdit
|Spider-Man:||Zoiks. That's a lot of demons. Morby? Strange? Anyone? Could use a little extra muscle here.|
|Spider-Man:||Okay, demons, this is where I'm supposed to deliver some kind of fiery speech about how you can't take over the world and turn it into a fiery hellscape.
So, yeah. Impressed? Thought so.
|Spider-Man:||Hey, about that backup I was asking for...?|
|Spider-Man:||Okay, once more unto the demony breach! Cowabunga!|
|Spider-Man:||Turns out I'm better at fighting demons than I thought.|
|Agent Coulson:||We knew you could handle it.|
|Spider-Man:||You did? That makes one of us.|
|Agent Coulson:||See if you can fill out Strange's grocery list from those demons. The sooner we get him started, the better.|
|Spider-Man:||I forgot my demon dissection toolkit. Anyone got a Swiss Army knife?|
Mini-Boss - BlackheartEdit
|Spider-Man:||Morbius, ol' buddy ol' pal, let's fight us a demon.|
|Morbius:||Blackheart, you've taken enough souls for today.|
|In the count of harvested souls, there is no such thing as enough.||Blackheart:|
|Spider-Man:||How'd we do?|
|Agent Coulson:||We've got most of what Strange needs. Also, there's no permanent demon superhighway open into the heart of Manhattan.|
|Spider-Man:||So pretty good, right?|
|Agent Coulson:||Communications aren't so good with all the occult interference.
We'll have to wait until they get back to find out how things went. What we can do right here is make sure Strange has what he needs until the book gets here.
Mini-Boss - Human TorchEdit
|Spider-Man:||Okay. Deep breath. Here's my good friend Johnny Storm trying to burn down Avengers Mansion.
Nobody said it would be easy, Spidey. One... two... three... Here we go.
|Spider-Man:||Johnny, buddy, pal, what did you do?|
|It was either me or Sue, Pete. I couldn't let that happen to her.||Human Torch:|
|Spider-Man:||Not judging you. I'm just playing Spider-Decoy until we figure out how to get you out of this mess.|
|There's no way out. Not once you sign up with Mephisto. Don't make this harder than it is.||Human Torch:|
|Spider-Man:||Me make it harder? Who started shooting fireballs?|
|Spider-Man:||Whatever Mephisto promised you, I'll double it. How's that sound?|
|Spider-Man:||Did that do any good? I mean, I didn't see any flights of angels or anything, like Mephisto let him go.|
|Maria Hill:||That's because Mephisto didn't let him go. We're fighting a holding action here until Strange can handle Mephisto face-to-face.|
|Spider-Man:||You mean I might have to do this again? Can't I just maybe stick needles in my eyes instead?|
Mini-Boss - Scarlet WitchEdit
|Maria Hill:||Morbius, you're about to come into direct contact with the Scarlet Witch.|
|Morbius:||Is that your way of saying she's going to--never mind. I see her. What am I supposed to do?|
|Agent Coulson:||Try to stay alive. She's been coerced into fighting for Mephisto, but she might have enough will to not kill you.|
|Morbius:||Nice pep talk.|
|Agent Coulson:||It's the best we can do.|
|Spider-Man:||Plus I'll be tagging along. Don't worry about it, Morby old pal. Piece of cake. She's only like a super chaos magician. No prob.|
Mini-Boss - DeadpoolEdit
|Nevermind, Agent Coulson. Stand down. Port arms. Whatever. I got this.
Spider-Man, you and me are gonna fight.
|Agent, click through this dialogue so me and Spider-Man can fight.
Just one more click. Okay, one more. Let's get bloody!
|Spider-Man:||Deadpool, man, I wouldn't have figured you to sell your soul to the devil.|
|Sell my soul? I couldn't get a nickel for that thing.||Deadpool:|
|Is that what everyone's doing? I just thought we were shuffling up the sides to keep things interesting.||Deadpool:|
|This is great. I get to fight whoever I want and if I lose, I can pretend Mephisto had my soul and act all grateful. Tell the designers I said thanks!||Deadpool:|
|Nevermind. It's a meta thing. You wouldn't understand.||Deadpool:|
|Spider-Man:||Just so I have this straight...|
|Deadpool:||HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
I'm outta here. This party got lame.
Mini-Boss - Subcintus LordEdit
|Spider-Man:||Okay, demons. More demons. I remember feeling pretty good about fighting demons after the last time I did it.
So how come I'm not exactly filled with optimism?
|Spider-Man:||Guys. A little help here?|
|Spider-Man:||This demon overpopulation problem is getting ridiculous.|
|Spider-Man:||I'm here. Whew. That was... well, let's just say I hope I never have to do that again.|
|Maria Hill:||Hold your position. There might be more of them.|
|Spider-Man:||Oh, great. I was hoping you'd say that.|
|Spider-Man:||I keep a careful inventory of all the thugs I beat the snot out of, and I can tell you those guys aren't mine. It's nice work, though.|
|Spider-Man:||Here's an idea. If there's new thugs running amok, we probably should be thinking about the Hood, right? He’s, like, king of the thugs.
I could drop by stately Hood Manor and ask him.
|Agent Coulson:||Go ahead, but he's not really the type to just air out all of his plans so you can marvel at his diabolical brilliance.|
|Spider-Man:||I'll ask nicely. But firmly.|
|Agent Coulson:||What's this thing?|
|Tony Stark:||One more broken gadget. Oh, man, what's that gunk all over it?|
|Maria Hill:||Don't touch it without a hazmat suit.|
|Spider-Man:||Hey, that looks familar. Let me see that.|
|Spider-Man:||Not bad for an amateur. I mean, they're not as good as mine, but they might come in handy for someone without my special gifts.
You want them, Agent?