| ||||||||||||||
She-Hulk Articles and Topics:
Recruited Message[]
| |||||
 |
Chapter 2 - The Iso Effect: Mission 1 - In the Family[]
Mini-Boss - Sandman[]
Reveal[]
Nick Fury:
|
You got something for us, She-Hulk? |
She-Hulk:
|
I got Sandman. Looks like he's running Hammerhead's street operation. |
| Nick Fury:
|
Pick your team, Agent. Time to go pound sand. |
Start[]
| She-Hulk:
|
Sandman. The Maggia's favorite dumb muscle. |
| Not after this gig. Iso-8's big-time. I'm gonna get what's coming to me. | Sandman:
|
| She-Hulk:
|
You don't know how right you are. |
Boss - Hammerhead[]
Start[]
| The mighty Avengers sent their lady bruiser, huh? I should be offended. | Hammerhead:
|
| She-Hulk:
|
Hard head and thin skin. Plus a big mouth. Sounds like a recipe for a beatdown. |
Repeat[]
| Here to dance again, sweetheart? | Hammerhead:
|
| She-Hulk:
|
Different tune this time, Hammerhead. You're not going to like it. |
Chapter 4 - You, Foe: Mission 2 - Center Point[]
Mini-Boss- Nitro[]
Start[]
| You're a lawyer, aren't you, Jen? | Nitro:
|
| She-Hulk:
|
Not right now, I'm not. |
| See, I'm curious about the liability issues. I'm just standing here but if you threaten me I'll explode.
So whose fault will it be? |
Nitro:
|
| She-Hulk:
|
A real lawyer would try to blame the Kree for screwing up your genome in the first place.
But me, I think you should answer for your own crimes. Court is now in session. |
Repeat[]
| Hey, you're back! Good thing. I need some more advice. | Nitro:
|
| She-Hulk:
|
You want advice? Lie down when I start hitting you. Otherwise I might not stop. |
Complete[]
| She-Hulk:
|
Get fire crews down here, Nick. It's a hell of a mess. |
| Nick Fury:
|
I can see that. They're on their way. |
Tony Stark:
|
Where's Nitro? |
| She-Hulk:
|
Didn't reappear after his last explosion. |
| Nick Fury:
|
Dammit. The U-foes are playing games with us. |
Boss - Vector[]
Start[]
| She-Hulk. What a surprise. Why am I not greeted by the Fantastic Four? | Vector:
|
| She-Hulk:
|
Nick Fury writes my orders, Vector. Why does Doom have you out here while he hides in the lab? |
| Soon enough, I will write my own orders. In fact I will begin right now. I order myself to eliminate you! | Vector:
|
Complete[]
| She-Hulk:
|
He's down but I'm not sure how long I can handle him. Come on, Fury! |
Maria Hill:
|
Reinforcements are on the way. |
| Tony Stark:
|
Good work. The more of the U-Foes we can take out, the more we thin out Doom's scientific ranks. |
Chapter 9 - The Syndicate: Mission 4 - Weird Science[]
Mini-Boss - Exoskeletal Battletank[]
Reveal[]
| Tony Stark:
|
A.I.M. has Power Armor reinforcements. |
| Nick Fury:
|
This is a chokepoint we'll have to get through before we can get to the portal they're using. |
| Maria Hill:
|
She-Hulk is detailed to your team for this mission. |
| She-Hulk:
|
I love to warm up with suits of Power Armor. Let's get started. |
Repeat[]
| She-Hulk:
|
Say it again. |
| Nothing can stop A.I.M.! | Exoskeletal Battletank:
|
| She-Hulk:
|
Now I'm motivated. |
Complete[]
| She-Hulk:
|
Something can stop Power Armor. Also A.I.M.. |
| Nick Fury:
|
Never had a doubt. Now let's get on to the main event.
I'd bet one of my eyeteeth that M.O.D.O.K.'s mutated melon is around here somewhere. |
Boss - Abomination[]
Reveal[]
| Nick Fury:
|
Now here's a helluva bodyguard for your black-magic scheme: Abomination. |
| Tony Stark:
|
The gamma radiation finally addled him. |
| She-Hulk:
|
Oh, I think it messed him up from the beginning. The Syndicate and Iso-8 are just letting him show his true colors. |
Start[]
| Ah, my dream girl is here. Let's ride off into the sunset.
Or if that doesn't suit you, I can beat you unconscious and drag you away caveman-style. |
Abomination:
|
| She-Hulk:
|
You sure know how to sweet-talk a girl. But I think I'd rather play spin-the-bottle with Dormammu. |
| You got it all wrong. I wasn't asking. I was telling. | Abomination:
|
Repeat[]
| You find my power irresistible. | Abomination:
|
| She-Hulk:
|
No, what I find irresistible is the urge to shut you up. |
Complete[]
| She-Hulk:
|
Abomination's ready for the Vault, Tony. |
| Tony Stark:
|
Transport incoming, She-Hulk. Quite a show you put on there. |
| She-Hulk:
|
Like I said, the Power Armor warmup does me good. |
Epic Boss - M.O.D.O.K[]
Start[]
| She-Hulk:
|
You going to magically give yourself a body that can walk, M.O.D.O.K? |
| I could take yours without magic, She-Hulk. And perhaps I will.
I will leave you conscious as I transform you, and relish your terror. |
M.O.D.O.K.:
|
| She-Hulk:
|
Maybe I'll dump you out of your chair and watch you wriggle like an upside-down turtle.
But that would be mean. So instead I'll just kick your ass and send you to the Vault. |
Repeat[]
| You come to face M.O.D.O.K. again? My pleasure in killing you will be enhanced. | M.O.D.O.K.:
|
| She-Hulk:
|
Enhance your pleasure? I don't think so. |
Complete[]
| She-Hulk:
|
I get a little caught up in that boasting sometimes. Makes me look like a chump when the bad guy gets away. |
| Tony Stark:
|
Don't worry about it, She-Hulk. The important thing here is that A.I.M. doesn't have their portal working anymore. |
| Maria Hill:
|
But they will again, if we can't make some headway figuring out who the Syndicate is. |
| Tony Stark:
|
Consider the egos involved. They won't be able to stand working in secret for long. |
Chapter 3 - Crisis of Leadership: Mission 4 - Growing Pains[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Tony Stark:
|
Jen, we need you to get to this location immediately if not sooner. Test Subjects are trying to get MGH serum into San Francisco's drinking water. |
| She-Hulk:
|
That's not going to fly. |
Complete[]
| She-Hulk:
|
Here's the serum. Test Subjects are waiting for pickup. And the water supply is serum-free. |
Chapter 5 - Spot Treatment: Mission 1 - Tech Up[]
Heroic Battle[]
Start[]
Tigra:
|
Well, looky here. The Wrecking Crew. Did Kang hire you boys, too, or are you freelancing? |
| None of your business, pussycat. | Wrecker:
|
| She-Hulk:
|
It's my business, though. I still owe the four of you. |
| Ooooh, we're scared. The green girl's mad that we beat her up. | Piledriver:
|
Thundra:
|
Yes, she is. And I am angry on her behalf. Now is when we even the score. |
Complete[]
| She-Hulk:
|
Damn, they all went to sleep... and just when I was getting warmed up. |
Chapter 6 - When Opportunity Knocks: Mission 1 - Unknown Intel[]
Mini-Boss - Skirn[]
Reveal[]
Agent Coulson:
|
Did you see that? Something just fell out of the sky. Field teams, cordon off that location, and--whoa. |
| She-Hulk:
|
I saw it. Let me get a closer look. |
Vision:
|
I observed it as well. We will approach together. |
| Agent Coulson:
|
What are you seeing? |
| She-Hulk:
|
There's some kind of... what is this, a hammer? Look's like that what fell from the sky. I'm going to-- |
| Vision:
|
I recommend against-- |
| Agent Coulson:
|
Don't touch it! |
| SKIRN! | Skirn:
|
Start[]
| Vision:
|
Jennifer... |
| There is no Jennifer. You speak to Skirn, Breaker of Men... and I will break you first. | Skirn:
|
| Vision:
|
You are Jennifer Walters. Do not surrender to the hammer's enchantment! |
| øßëœ | Skirn:
|
| Tony Stark:
|
I didn't quite catch that. |
| Vision:
|
I'm unable to identify this Language. |
| Maria Hill:
|
None of the language databases here have it either. |
| Vision:
|
Fury. She is possessed by some magic. There may be no choice but violence. |
Lose[]
| DIE NOW | Skirn:
|
Special Operations - The Dark World: Mission 2 - Guiding Light[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Maria Hill:
|
She-Hulk, we haven't quite convinced all of the Jotun in this area to go back to Jotunheim. |
| She-Hulk:
|
Do they need the persuasive skills I learned in law school? |
| Maria Hill:
|
Sure. Or you could just pound the daylights out of them. That would be persuasive. |
Complete[]
| She-Hulk:
|
You were right. Punching them worked better than arguing. |
| Maria Hill:
|
Thought so. |
| She-Hulk:
|
It was also more fun. Arguing is my job, you know? Much more fun to pound on bad guys. |
