Mini-Boss - SandmanEdit
|Nick Fury:||You got something for us, She-Hulk?|
|She-Hulk:||I got Sandman. Looks like he's running Hammerhead's street operation.|
|Nick Fury:||Pick your team, Agent. Time to go pound sand.|
|She-Hulk:||Sandman. The Maggia's favorite dumb muscle.|
|Not after this gig. Iso-8's big-time. I'm gonna get what's coming to me.||Sandman:|
|She-Hulk:||You don't know how right you are.|
Boss - HammerheadEdit
|The mighty Avengers sent their lady bruiser, huh? I should be offended.||Hammerhead:|
|She-Hulk:||Hard head and thin skin. Plus a big mouth. Sounds like a recipe for a beatdown.|
|Here to dance again, sweetheart?||Hammerhead:|
|She-Hulk:||Different tune this time, Hammerhead. You're not going to like it.|
|You're a lawyer, aren't you, Jen?||Nitro:|
|She-Hulk:||Not right now, I'm not.|
|See, I'm curious about the liability issues. I'm just standing here but if you threaten me I'll explode.
So whose fault will it be?
|She-Hulk:||A real lawyer would try to blame the Kree for screwing up your genome in the first place.
But me, I think you should answer for your own crimes. Court is now in session.
|Hey, you're back! Good thing. I need some more advice.||Nitro:|
|She-Hulk:||You want advice? Lie down when I start hitting you. Otherwise I might not stop.|
|She-Hulk:||Get fire crews down here, Nick. It's a hell of a mess.|
|Nick Fury:||I can see that. They're on their way.|
|Tony Stark:||Where's Nitro?|
|She-Hulk:||Didn't reappear after his last explosion.|
|Nick Fury:||Dammit. The U-foes are playing games with us.|
Boss - VectorEdit
|She-Hulk. What a surprise. Why am I not greeted by the Fantastic Four?||Vector:|
|She-Hulk:||Nick Fury writes my orders, Vector. Why does Doom have you out here while he hides in the lab?|
|Soon enough, I will write my own orders. In fact I will begin right now. I order myself to eliminate you!||Vector:|
|She-Hulk:||He's down but I'm not sure how long I can handle him. Come on, Fury!|
|Maria Hill:||Reinforcements are on the way.|
|Tony Stark:||Good work. The more of the U-Foes we can take out, the more we thin out Doom's scientific ranks.|
Mini-Boss - Exoskeletal BattletankEdit
|Tony Stark:||A.I.M. has Power Armor reinforcements.|
|Nick Fury:||This is a chokepoint we'll have to get through before we can get to the portal they're using.|
|Maria Hill:||She-Hulk is detailed to your team for this mission.|
|She-Hulk:||I love to warm up with suits of Power Armor. Let's get started.|
|She-Hulk:||Say it again.|
|Nothing can stop A.I.M.!||Exoskeletal Battletank:|
|She-Hulk:||Now I'm motivated.|
|She-Hulk:||Something can stop Power Armor. Also A.I.M..|
|Nick Fury:||Never had a doubt. Now let's get on to the main event.
I'd bet one of my eyeteeth that M.O.D.O.K.'s mutated melon is around here somewhere.
Boss - AbominationEdit
|Nick Fury:||Now here's a helluva bodyguard for your black-magic scheme: Abomination.|
|Tony Stark:||The gamma radiation finally addled him.|
|She-Hulk:||Oh, I think it messed him up from the beginning. The Syndicate and Iso-8 are just letting him show his true colors.|
|Ah, my dream girl is here. Let's ride off into the sunset.
Or if that doesn't suit you, I can beat you unconscious and drag you away caveman-style.
|She-Hulk:||You sure know how to sweet-talk a girl. But I think I'd rather play spin-the-bottle with Dormammu.|
|You got it all wrong. I wasn't asking. I was telling.||Abomination:|
|You find my power irresistible.||Abomination:|
|She-Hulk:||No, what I find irresistible is the urge to shut you up.|
|She-Hulk:||Abomination's ready for the Vault, Tony.|
|Tony Stark:||Transport incoming, She-Hulk. Quite a show you put on there.|
|She-Hulk:||Like I said, the Power Armor warmup does me good.|
Epic Boss - M.O.D.O.KEdit
|She-Hulk:||You going to magically give yourself a body that can walk, M.O.D.O.K?|
|I could take yours without magic, She-Hulk. And perhaps I will.
I will leave you conscious as I transform you, and relish your terror.
|She-Hulk:||Maybe I'll dump you out of your chair and watch you wriggle like an upside-down turtle.
But that would be mean. So instead I'll just kick your ass and send you to the Vault.
|You come to face M.O.D.O.K. again? My pleasure in killing you will be enhanced.||M.O.D.O.K.:|
|She-Hulk:||Enhance your pleasure? I don't think so.|
|She-Hulk:||I get a little caught up in that boasting sometimes. Makes me look like a chump when the bad guy gets away.|
|Tony Stark:||Don't worry about it, She-Hulk. The important thing here is that A.I.M. doesn't have their portal working anymore.|
|Maria Hill:||But they will again, if we can't make some headway figuring out who the Syndicate is.|
|Tony Stark:||Consider the egos involved. They won't be able to stand working in secret for long.|
|Tony Stark:||Jen, we need you to get to this location immediately if not sooner. Test Subjects are trying to get MGH serum into San Francisco's drinking water.|
|She-Hulk:||That's not going to fly.|
|She-Hulk:||Here's the serum. Test Subjects are waiting for pickup. And the water supply is serum-free.|
|Tigra:||Well, looky here. The Wrecking Crew. Did Kang hire you boys, too, or are you freelancing?|
|None of your business, pussycat.||Wrecker:|
|She-Hulk:||It's my business, though. I still owe the four of you.|
|Ooooh, we're scared. The green girl's mad that we beat her up.||Piledriver:|
|Thundra:||Yes, she is. And I am angry on her behalf. Now is when we even the score.|
|She-Hulk:||Damn, they all went to sleep... and just when I was getting warmed up.|
Mini-Boss - SkirnEdit
|Agent Coulson:||Did you see that? Something just fell out of the sky. Field teams, cordon off that location, and--whoa.|
|She-Hulk:||I saw it. Let me get a closer look.|
|Vision:||I observed it as well. We will approach together.|
|Agent Coulson:||What are you seeing?|
|She-Hulk:||There's some kind of... what is this, a hammer? Look's like that what fell from the sky. I'm going to--|
|Vision:||I recommend against--|
|Agent Coulson:||Don't touch it!|
|There is no Jennifer. You speak to Skirn, Breaker of Men... and I will break you first.||Skirn:|
|Vision:||You are Jennifer Walters. Do not surrender to the hammer's enchantment!|
|Tony Stark:||I didn't quite catch that.|
|Vision:||I'm unable to identify this Language.|
|Maria Hill:||None of the language databases here have it either.|
|Vision:||Fury. She is possessed by some magic. There may be no choice but violence.|
|Maria Hill:||She-Hulk, we haven't quite convinced all of the Jotun in this area to go back to Jotunheim.|
|She-Hulk:||Do they need the persuasive skills I learned in law school?|
|Maria Hill:||Sure. Or you could just pound the daylights out of them. That would be persuasive.|
|She-Hulk:||You were right. Punching them worked better than arguing.|
|Maria Hill:||Thought so.|
|She-Hulk:||It was also more fun. Arguing is my job, you know? Much more fun to pound on bad guys.|