Howard the Duck:
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Hey, Agent! Happy Anniversary!

I was below deck when I overheard Coulson mention that you've been running about, saving the world for four years now. Not bad for a rookie.

So I says to Coulson, "Coulson, we ought to celebrate! What's a duck gotta do to order a pizza around here? And maybe we should get the Agent a shiny trophy or commemorative collector's plate or something"

So Coulson says, "Okay Howard, you want to do a little something for the Agent, then file an acquisition request with the quartermaster."

So I says, "Where's the quartermaster?" And Coulson points and says, "Down that hallway. Help yourself."

"Help Yourself," he says! Agent, That's like writing us a blank check! Forget the victory cups and the kitschy dinnerware. We´re gonna celebrate in style!

I've taken the liberty to put in some pretty hefty orders, all while using the magic words, "But Coulson said..."

Listen, I'll collect the delivery. And each day, 'While we celebrate your anniversary', visit me and I'll give you a cut of the loot, err... supplies. I may be a duck, but I´m no Scrooge.

You get the goods, along with an official S.H.I.E.L.D., 'Thank you for your service,' and I get to save up for a tropic vacation! It´s win-win!

Seriously though, thank you for your four years of service, Agent. We're gonna be rich!

There's a lot more where that came from. See ya tomorrow.


Howard the Duck:
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Congrats on the four year anniversary, Agent! This is the last of your cut of the loot.

Try to stay alive so we can do this again next year.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna catch the next Remote Ops Jet to Cancún for a little R&R.

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